me: *knows exactly what i have to say*
me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*
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Alfie and Keith were best friends. Then Keith moved out with my brother. Keith now has a stuffed Alfie. He misses him. I’m crying.
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I'm srsly in love with this guy from work. I have legit not felt like this since my last relationship (who was my first love btw) which is so shit cos this doesn't happen to me much and I know we have a connection but he ain't available right now which is so so SO shit!!! Help!!!! In other news I start travelling south east Asia on Tuesday (omg so exciting) but I can't get him outta my head so I'm hoping travelling will help me forget about him cos fucking hell I really need to (even tho he's perfect :'( )
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dirty dancing (1987)
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Okay but have you ever been at a concert and that one song comes on and you start singing along to it, almost bursting into tears because you love it and you’re so overwhelmed your favorite band is on stage cause that’s a good feeling and I cherish that
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I find it comical when women think I care about
Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
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