dev patel is so beautiful i could hardly focus on the movie for the first 45 min
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this time i’m gonna keep me all to myself….but he makes me want to hand myself over!
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how long do i have left with my dog? til i start forgetting shit? til we’re rich and then we’re not and then we’re rich? how much longer til i’m taller? how much longer til it’s midnight? how much longer til the morning? are my legs gonna last? is it too much to ask?
sometimes you have to lie on the floor and listen to Pool by Samia over and over
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sometimes you have to lie on the floor and listen to Pool by Samia over and over
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i know you want it, baby, you can have it; oh i’ve never done it let’s make it cinematic! like that one sex scene that’s in mulholland drive—i wanna know, baby, what is it like???
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why does it feel so nice to sit in your left and right splits after a drink or two
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Earth is so crazy we literally have the ingredients of sandwiches here..
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the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper
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studies show that 90% of control freaks quit right before everyone agrees to do everything their way forever
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literally stoppp this "im just a girl!" shit. well grow the fuck up. be an adult
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KIMHĒKIM SS24
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whisking batter just feels so good
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dev patel is really so fine like im so in love with him it’s embarrassing like even just a video of him will have me blushing and smiling likeee that’s my husband…
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like i feel like im going absolutely insane with how much intentional self infantilization im seeing women my age doing.. and then acting like im a wackjob for being like “i don’t think thats cute and i find it insulting” i want to be taken seriously i want to be regarded as intelligent and bright and capable. i dont want to act like a high school sophomore when im a 24 year old woman with loans and bills and wisdom to share and learn. im a human being and im tired of being roped into this weird culture of “20-something teenage girls” it’s time to fucking grow up and if you can’t or won’t do that then leave me absolutely out of it and speak only for yourself. your female ancestors would find you an embarrassment.
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