eliteninja6
Rain’s Incredibly Medicore Tumblr Thing
ok i think i’m back now (she/her, aroace, trans) https://bsky.app/profile/eliteninja6.bsky.social
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Midnight Pals: Spicy Stories
JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh
Poe: oh joanne
Poe: you're back
Rowling: i have concernss
Poe: uh we're mostly about just telling stories here
Poe: you have your own campfire for your terf stuff don't you?
Rowling: yess but they've really been getting on my nervess lately
Rowling: you know how it iss with terf deatheaterss
Poe: not really
Rowling: alwayss agreeing with everything i ssay
Rowling: all "oh yes dark lord" this and "oh spare me dark lord" that
Rowling: ssometimess you jusst get tired of hearing "masterful gambit dark lord"
Rowling: i tell you, you don't know how hard it is to run a cult
L Ron Hubbard: oh yeah woof big mood
Hubbard: people think its all fun, but its actually a lot of work
Rowling: I know right????
Poe: regardless, joanne, i'm going to have to put my foot down
Poe: this campfire is just for stories
Rowling: uhhh actually i do have a new ssstory
Rowling: i wass insspired to write after having an argument on the internet
Barker: oh damn no shit?
Barker: that's wild
Rowling: it's a new harry potter ssstory
King: oh man! it's about time, i've been hoping for a new potter story for ages!
Rowling: itss about hermione going back in time to help grindelwald, who actually had sssome good points if you think about it
Rowling: i call it
Rowling: the time turner diariesss
Barker: wow this is not really funny anymore
Baker: its like INTENSELY not funny
Lovecraft: catchy title tho!
Rowling: i'm retconning grindelwald into a misundersstood idealisst
Rowling: who was only forced to make hard choicess because of the unreassonablenesss of decadent weimar society
Rowling: oh also you know that thing where people kept criticizing me cuz technically grindelwald's "evil" plan was to prevent the holocaust?
Rowling: well good news
Rowling: i've rectified that little mistake
Rowling: like, why would the naziss target transs & queer people, traditionally the most powerful and widely accepted memberss of ssociety?
Rowling: would not the naziss, famouss for their love of diverssity, actually approve of them?
Rowling: i'm jusst asskin questions
King: actually joanne there's a lot of well-documented evidence
Barker: give it up steve
King: no no i can fix this
King: i'm sure if i just lay out the facts in a logical, well-reasoned manner-
Barker: oh god that's so cute
Barker: don't you just love him?
Poe: that's our steve
King: so you see the nazi book burning of the institute for sexualwissenschaft-
Rowling: nope
Rowling: didn't happen
King:
King: well it kinda did, see, as i was saying-
Rowling: thiss iss missogyny
Rowling: i don't undersstand you lot at all
Rowling: i come into your campfire, i make a sstatement that i really want to be true & you all refuse to accept it
Rowling: thiss issn't the way it works over with my terf deatheaters at all
Rowling: they love accepting things i ssay!
Rowling: it'ss actually really missogynisstic that you all refusse to accept what i'm ssaying asss truth
Rowling: even though you all know how badly i want it to be true
King: but joanne, it isn't true-
Rowling: ssave it for court ssteve!
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Shelley: i got here late wot's going on?
Barker: joanne is doing holocaust denial
Rowling: EXCUSE ME it'ss only holocausst denial if you quesstion the murder of jews
Rowling: tho now that i think about it i do have some questionss
Rowling: like, would they not have ussed their goblin magic to essscape?
Lovecraft: ya know, she makes a good point
Sonia Greene: i'm right here howard
Lovecraft:
Greene: see, this is why i don't talk much
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pressing questions nintendo NEEDS to clarify immediately:
does yoshi have blood
does princess peach wear makeup or does she jsut look like that
does link have desires???
can samus do any card tricks
does captain fcalon sweat
does fox mccloud brsuh his teeth
is master hand an animal or a plant
can the squid sisters feel genuine happiness or do they just pretend
does luigi??? sleep???? in his bed???!?
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In competitive Pokémon lore, Amoonguss now canonically supports trans rights. We already knew Ferrothorn was homophobic so that's 2 of their opinions on LGBT rights, 1023 to go.
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had a dream that capcom announced that bass from mega man was transfem and then refused to elaborate on it
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follow if you want i’m done here
bluesky just in case
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hey, everybody go into your blog settings right now, go to Visibility, and click prevent third party sharing. Do it for all your blogs.
The fact tumblr is partnering with AI companies fucking blows but at least (at the very fucking least!) we can opt out.
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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Game: New Super Mario Bros. (2006, DS)
TAS author: Soig
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i was really hoping i was wrong just kidding i think we all saw this coming didn’t we
more and more i find about matt the more i think he’s the kind of guy to think elon musk is the peak of humanity (i mean this in a derogatory way)
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2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4
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If I ever get to draw an official Hellboy and Moth-Man comic I’m going to demand this scene be in it
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being transgender is exhausting. It's an inherently stressful and exhausting existence. You're telling me I gotta learn what bra sizes are AND buy enough hammers to explode photomatts car?????
too much work for one woman, I'm going back to thinking about balls and which TF2 merc gives the best head.
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as you can see matt mullenweg's sabbatical is going swimmingly
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Can’t believe they turned the reblogs off anyways I’m sharing it can’t stop me
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