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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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GIGANTOR (1963 TV)
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elephantbitterhead · 3 hours
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elephantbitterhead · 3 hours
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Just a little cub spending time with dad. Photographed by Norman Watson.
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elephantbitterhead · 5 hours
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Caturday capers with an extremely naughty kitten (and you thought jumping on the counter was bad!)
The Robber Kitten and Other Nursery Rhymes. New York: McLoughlin Bros., 1898.
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elephantbitterhead · 6 hours
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A hexagonal storm with a diameter of 25,000 km raging at the north pole of Saturn.
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elephantbitterhead · 9 hours
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elephantbitterhead · 10 hours
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Little Lord 44 enjoying an extremely luxurious afternoon
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elephantbitterhead · 11 hours
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Lots of activity at the local mudhole -- deer, pheasant, badger & stoat tracks, plus a closeup of the little stoat toes.
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elephantbitterhead · 12 hours
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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you
Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you
Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up. You were never quite young as much as you were just pre-old
Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie
Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild
Milk duds: you’re normal
Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control
Reese’s cups: You lack dignity
Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”
Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself
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elephantbitterhead · 20 hours
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Northern Caiman Lizard (Dracaena guianensis), family Teiidae, found across NW and north central South America
Aquatic, feeds on large snails
photograph by BryGuy Reptiles
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elephantbitterhead · 21 hours
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by Tim Allott
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elephantbitterhead · 21 hours
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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elephantbitterhead · 21 hours
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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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Stemonitopsis typhina
by petra2024_macr0
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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil
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