It’s time.

reblog if you’re playing with your pussy right now

men only smoke cigs because of their deep innate desire to suck dick which they r deeply ashamed of and they mask it with the shame of causing themselves health problems. which is why they will never make cigarettes that are good for you

I get on tumblr not at all horny, ten minutes later I have my vibrator fucking me and I’m looking at the most perverted nasty posts

My vibrator fucking died in the middle of me masturbating and lemme tell you what. Do you know. How hard it is. To put AAA batteries into a teeny tiny hole at 11 pm at night on sleep meds, and in the damn near dark??? Not to mention that the fucking things were in wrong 3 times. I damn near gave up.

please fill my inbox with all the dirty things you’d love to do to me

In the mood to have someone’s tongue on my clit as they eat me out slow enough to have me begging them to go faster. Have them hold my legs open as I try to close them around their head because my pussy is getting overstimulated and I just can’t take it. Have me grinding my hips against their face in the hope for more friction. Have me cum hard on their face and keep eating me out as I whimper about how good it feels

Please vote and reblog to spread to a wider audience. I’m very curious about this.

lay on your stomach on the bed and put a little vibrator under you and grind onto it. good pet. keep grinding onto it. oh, is that not enough to make you cum? you should be satisfied with what you get. if you can’t cum like this you aren’t cuming at all. don’t get all whimpery with me or i’ll take that vibrator away and you’ll be done for the night. keep grinding onto it, keep rolling your hips so wonderfully and moaning and sighing into your pillow. when you start to get tired and slow down i’ll smack your ass hard to remind you to keep going.

i’ll reach my hand under you to feel you, and oh, you’re so wonderfully wet. i’ll taste you and lick my fingers clean, making you wish i would lick you like that. and if you’re being a good pet for me, i’ll let you roll over and i’ll finger you until you’re clenching around me and moaning about how close you are, how desperate you are, how much you need to cum, and i’ll remind you who’s in charge.

go back to humping the vibrator. moan for me, show me how good it feels. you’re doing so wonderfully, you can put the vibrator inside you now if you like, but thrust it very slowly. good. you’re such a good little slut. let me hold your hand now, since you’ve been so good, you can cum now. just let your eyes close and your head tilt back and your body relax completely as your orgasm washes over you. when you open your eyes, you’ll see that i’m fingering you, pushing my fingers up against your g spot and making you squirm. you didn’t think you were done, did you? i’ll coax as many orgasms out of you as possible while you’re still all sensitive, and pet your hair with my other hand and tell you how beautiful you are and how good you’re doing. once you’re all fucked out you can lay down and rest. fucked out little whore.

About to absolutely wreck myself with this vibrator, I'm begging for dirty asks please

Currently thinking about wearing a strap and having a pretty girl with her legs spread in front of me, her pussy dripping and begging to be fucked but hearing her desperate whines is just too fun and she sounds so pretty as she begs so only lightly slapping her pretty pussy with my strap.

pull me closer

hey guys, i’m going to keep this brief. today on wednesday, september 20th, 2023, there are anti-lgbt+ protests going on in nationwide in canada (over 77 cities, last i heard). while there are many counter-protests going on in support of the lgbt community, what’s happening is still deeply alarming and deserves more coverage.

• here you can donate to canada’s first trans legal defence fund, which was set up to counter rampant anti-trans discrimination. it’ll be used to fund constitutional cases, support individual plaintiffs in suing anti-trans actors in courts of law, and provide direct support to trans people (in the form of grants, to help pay for their name changes, as well as other court fees).

• list of counter-protests going on today can be found here.

• for my fellow canadians, you can sign this petition to tell the government of canada to #act4queersafety. there is also an option to donate here.

• you can also write to your MHAs and MPs about rise in hate and to demand action! current members of parliament and where they are located can be found here.

for those in need of support right now, here are some hotlines you can call:

• lgbt youthline: www.youthline.ca/1-800-268-9688 txt 647-694-4275

• trans lifeline: translifeline.org +1-877-330-6366

• crisis services canada: crisisservicescanada.ca +1-833-456–4566

• hope for wellness hotline for indigenous people: +1-855-242-3310

• canada suicide prevention services: +1-833-456-4566 or txt 45645

please spread this if you’re able, thank you! 🙏🏻 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

bi fwb

lmao if your a lesbian or bi and just want someone to sext with and be as dirty as you want, and not feel weird about it reblog this because i’m down af. 👅💦

thinking about being fully clothed but with a dildo all the way inside me while we make out,, you keep pressing your thigh between my legs to push it in deeper ,, i’m whining as i hump your leg and you’re calling me pathetic :)

the people in my life deserve so much more than what i am able to give them.