woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

brought some fruit for the potluck

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

me when I'm 33

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

my favorite piece of disney trivia is that the guy who designed goofy fucking hated him and beat the shit out of him in the parking lot once

Wormy Dune Tee by ashandmilk

people saying white rice is a harmful carb.. they could never make me hate you my beautiful princess..

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