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Derek: what’s worse than a heartbreak?
JJ: living with parents who are homophobic
Emily: living with your parents
Reid: living
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Hotch: i walked away for two and half minutes.
Derek: it only took one.
Emily: it was his idea.
Reid, high pitch voice: what?! it was most definitely not my idea to climb into the toddler swing!
Derek: he’s the one who said it was physically impossible for his legs to get in-
Reid: they didn’t believe me! i wanted to prove-
*Derek pushes the swing, Reid tries to swat him*
Reid, helplessly dangling: MORGAN!
*Hotch calling fire department*: hi, i have a tall six foot grown man adult stuck in a child’s swing set-
Emily: Reid. look. *snaps photo*
Hotch: yes. yes, this is agent Hotchner… yes.. again.
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Hotch: *trying to get 5 seconds of sleep*
Prentiss: hotch. hotch. hotchner. aaron–
Hotch: WHAT??
Prentiss: reid said to tell you we’re out of capri suns
Reid, in the doorway: I did not!
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criminal minds as quotes from my work pt. 2
Spencer: I feel like I’m just fucking everything up!
Gideon: No you’re doing fine! I’ve done way worse and I haven’t been fired yet!
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Penelope: Do you want the microwave I’ve been keeping in my car?
JJ: Why… why do you have a microwave in your car?
Penelope: I have a microwave at home, don’t worry!
JJ: SO WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR CAR???
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Emily: Oh yeah, before I head out, some guy told me he was gonna get me in “big trouble” and I have no idea what that means, so if you get any weird messages that’s why.
Hotch: Okay, have a good night.
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Elle: Just found out I can use reasonable force on customers. This is the best day of my life.
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Hotch, as the power goes out and the fire alarm goes off: Okay guys, let’s get back to work.
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Spencer: This cheese grater isn’t working.
Derek: *takes it from him and starts banging it against the counter*
Derek: There you go, it works now.
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Penelope: Okay so I did an online tarot card reading and it said to send me home.
Hotch: Cool, you can head out.
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Derek: FUCK YOU!
Emily: FUCK YOU!
Derek: Anyways how was your weekend?
Emily: It was alright, how about you?
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JJ: Bye, see you next week!
Gideon: By next week society will have collapsed. We will all be living underground as war rages above. I will die gorging myself on wine and cheese.
JJ:
JJ: Okay, goodnight!
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Hotch: How are you doing?
Elle: Slay!
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JJ: Hey, your dad is here!
Spencer: Have you met him?
JJ: No?
Spencer: Oh. Sorry in advance.
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Derek, stressed out of his mind: Oppa gangnam style!
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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What I imagine paeden looks like. I love him so much.
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beth may voice: he just hates saying goodbye! (context)
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RANBOO UPDATE!:
Things are going SUPER well with the nonprofit! Been having a TON of just general discussion the past few days about future projects and balancing both like, the BIG projects I have planned for the next year while still making sure enough time and resources can go into making the nonprofit the best it can be with the best people it can be with :D
Have a couple of VERY cool plans in the works to make sure I can do both the best I can! One of which ill announce soonish once everything is more planned out! :)
In the meantime we are struggling with a name for the nonprofit, so feel free to put them in an ask or something if you have any ideas!
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gonna need saomeone to kiss me on the mouth in the next 24 hours , lest I go ballistic
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Baby: d- d - d....
Dad: dad? Did you just say your first word?
Baby: During AUTO, TEAM members in the ALLIANCE STATION must remain behind the STARTING LINE and may not contact the OPERATOR CONSOLE.
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Some Pokemon fans really need a sense of humor. I'm sorry but after years of people wanting dunsparce to get an epic evolution only for it to evolve into a slightly longer version of itself and its called fucking dundunsparce is the funniest shit ever and y'all won't admit it
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