Armitage Hux

“You may think that you control me while I allow you to.” But remember that even faithful domestic dogs sometimes show fangs.

Some Elder Mckinley & Elder Price fan art. ✨✨✨😉

If Mads Mikkelsen says it’s your birthday, then it’s your bloody birthday.

thot 

my husband bought us hello dolly tickets and I literally can’t stand myself!!!!!!!

I used to moderate a reasonably popular My Chemical Romance message board back in the mid to late 2000s and haven’t thought much of it in this decade and seeing y’all young folk now posting about MCR in this year of our lord 2019 gives me such vivid flashbacks to those years lol y’all young emos are wild I luv it

i’m back on my bullshit and just in time to post a truly blessed kevin clay thirst trap

imagine being a ghost hunter in the 19th century. running around freezing cold spooky old mansions in tight pants and a puffy-sleeved white shirt, cloak streaming out behind you like enormous bat wings, knee-high boots clacking on the cracked marble floors and rotting hardwood staircases, candelabra in hand, high out of your mind because they just loved to put cocaine in absolutely everything, did those victorians. the dream.

IM JUST SO HAPPY FOR MR AND MRS WEISENBACHFELD

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

that oldest sister feel when you just accept that any task not deliberately directed at someone in particular is going to be your responsibility

djaksjakakjdelekej I live in a really small town with a lot of older people and today in our town Facebook group someone posted about finding a picture of the “hi welcome to chili’s” vine kid at the supermarket and thinking it was a treasured family photo????

This is the only thing I took out of the new episode