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I am making covers again, and this one seems pretty okay.
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every single criminal minds episode
prentiss: oh boy can’t wait to go gambling this weekend
reid: i personally will be eating an encyclopedia
hotch: sorry guys, we have a case
prentiss: uch
jj: seven women were found dismembered
Garcia: d1sm3mbEreddd????
hotch: wheels up in twenty
*at local police precinct*
officer: thanks for coming to help out
Morgan: no problem
prentiss: the bodies have stab marks–
all: SEXUAL SADIST
hotch: we’re ready to deliver the profile
jj: white male
reid: late twenties to early thirties
Morgan: he’ll likely insert himself into the investigation
hotch: he’s trying to regain control over his life
*in serial killer’s lair*
serial killer: I love you
woman: we just met
serial killer: STAB STAB STAB
*back with BAU team. Morgan is on the phone with Garcia*
Morgan: give me what you got, baby girl
Garcia: you’re looking for Evil McEvilface, his father tried to kill him seven times, his mother ran away with the manny, and he lives at 6969 sad street
Morgan: you’re a miracle worker
Garcia: why don’t you come over and see what kind of miracles I can work
Morgan: *smiles and hangs up*
*back at serial killer lair*
serial killer: *about to kill woman*
all the BAU agents: FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
serial killer: *puts knife to the woman’s neck*
prentiss: what happened to you as a child wasn’t fair, but you can’t hurt other ppl
serial killer: *starts crying, drops knife*
voiceover: *obscure quote*
*back on plane*
reid: did you know that there are seven leopards in existence. you have blinked twenty-two times since we boarded this plane. I am smart
all: *laughing* Reid
#I binged criminal minds for about 3 weeks straight in high school#This is incredibly accurate#They repeat plots/facts (Like VERY DISTINCT facts) ever two or three seasons#Still the best crime show#but quite predictable
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If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites
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ever have a life is good moment immediately followed by wanting to dig a crying hole
#its somones birthday#and i'm not even sending a text or a cardbecause she hates me and i don; want to open wounds or be emotionally in pain anymore#its the hardest thing ever#everything sucks#i'm sorry for the rant#i'm sorry for doing this to her but also hope this is the best year ever for her#life as a lump
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hey yo
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
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Add how old you will be in 2024
I’ll be 25 going on 26
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A Tennant/Tate Celebration
Interviewer: “You can’t stay apart.”
David: “We can’t, no.”
Catherine: “No, we tried.”
David: “We’ve always enjoyed working together… specifically working together as well as hanging out.”
A gif-tastic update of this old post o’ mine
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I think ur ex is dating someone new. Attack her or not?
I’m glad I have devoted followers, but like my ex is a perfect and pure person and should only have happiness in her life, so no.
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