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Die Young, Stay Pretty
threethirtynine
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Uh, this is literally happening to me right now
wow. isn't it crazy that your family doctor can say, "oh, that might be cancer, i'm not sure," and then schedule you with a specialist for 3 months from now. like isn't that wild. "you could have a fast-spreading and frequently fatal disease. several months from now we'll proceed with step 2 of the discovery process. that'll be $200 please." so are we gonna overthrow the government or what
#it's probably not cancer#I've been waiting for the specialist's appointment for almost three months now#but it's likely to be a treatable condition that nonetheless increases my cancer risk while UNtreated#and it's been staying untreated these three months#also I got a possibly worse complication from my medication while waiting to be treated#yay#still waiting to discover how bad that one is#I may recover#I may not
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“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”
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Oh, America, u so adorable! Poorer countries than yours can afford this and think it's what people deserve.
So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH I’LL VOTE FOR THAT.
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Balin : Did he offer you a deal ?
Thorin : He did. I told him he could go ishkh khakfe andu null ! Him and all his kin !
Balin : Well, that’s that, then. A deal was our only hope.
Thorin : Not our only hope.
Thorin II Oakenshield, King under the Mountain, Master of negotiation
The Hobbit : The Desolation of Smaug
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And then Legolas totally shattered the laws of physics because elves or whatever.
-J.R.R. Tolkien, in every book, probably.
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This is not your kingdom! These are dwarf lands. This is dwarf gold! And we will have our revenge!
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EXCUSE ME
sir
I’m afraid it’s illegal to be that hot in a public place
yes I need you to tone it down a bit
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