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Indie Ghetsis' Hydreigon Gijinka. See other links for more information.
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"Steak Sunday? I gotta say, I love the sound of that.”
Deli paper, deli paper, come come come! He wasted absolutely no time unwrapping it. Father’s Day he couldn’t care less about --- while he’d never had any bad relationships with his parents they’d both been dead since before he’d even been captured, and there was no reason to pay parental holidays any attention --- but Steak Sunday? That was a movement he could get behind.
"It’s raw, right?”
“Lucky for you, I happen to be celebrating Steak Sunday and I have a ton of leftover steak. Here,” Giratina reached into her bag, pulling out a steak wrapped in deli paper, “I have a bunch I’m carrying with me just in case I get hungry later on, but I don’t mind sharing.”
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"---hmph! Father’s Day? Doen’t sound like the sort of holiday master’d be into. If anyone wants to donate your presents or gifts of meat to me instead, though, I’d be happy to take it off your hands.”
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"---hey.
What the hell did I even do?!”
— “Why are all the fashion disasters following me?”
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【 IGNORANCE IS THE NIGHT OF THE
MIND. A NIGHT WITHOUT A MOON
BY WHICH TO SEE CLEARLY. 】
Indie Lunaala, gijinka and regular — verse switches to match partner
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【I’M NOT EVEN ANGRY! I’M BEING SO SINCERE RIGHT NOW…
EVEN THOUGH YOU BROKE MY HEART—
AND K I L L E D ME.】
【 Indie Hydreigon RP blog. INDEX | BIO | RULES 】
#;selfpromo#(( still no internet but ayyyyyyy have this for now BV ))#(( I'm on a borrowed device for now so no icons OTL ))
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reblams this for the evening folk to see because ayyyyyy doodles BV
and also because it’s semi-important since I’m not gonna be online until I have internet again in the new apartment. I’ll have my phone but I never use mobile so that’ll be something I won’t post from. I’ll still take asks, though! I’ll draw replies since I can see your asks but won’t be able to post, and then I can just post them whenever I get my internet back >:0
I hecking did the thing ayyyy BV
I’m bored so have some general unimportant hc’s about Ghetsis’ team and drawings under the cut because why the heck not. also fun fact I am moving today and the new apartment has no internet yet so unless I spend all day at hecking starbucks I won’t be on here for a bit until I get some OTL;; I’ll be on Skype on mobile though >:0
that goes for my other blogs @cosmonucleic and. I mean Yuri’s the only other super active one so I’ll just… leave it at that for now OTL
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I hecking did the thing ayyyy BV
I’m bored so have some general unimportant hc’s about Ghetsis’ team and drawings under the cut because why the heck not. also fun fact I am moving today and the new apartment has no internet yet so unless I spend all day at hecking starbucks I won’t be on here for a bit until I get some OTL;; I’ll be on Skype on mobile though >:0
that goes for my other blogs @cosmonucleic and. I mean Yuri’s the only other super active one so I’ll just... leave it at that for now OTL
Cofagrigus is Ghetsis’ first and oldest Pokemon, both in terms of who’s been on the team the longest and also because he’s just super hecking old. Around 3,500 years ago he was a philosopher and a mathematician and a genuinely kind altruistic person. Then he was cursed by a mummy trying to rob the pharaoh's tomb during a famine and died cursing humanity. Now he’s a very bitter mummy with a sailor’s mouth that doesn’t care about much else other than money.
He eats gold. You can probably guess how hecking much that must cost Ghetsis.
Generally hates everything. Really smart but only uses it to mess with people because one of the only things he likes is petty pranks he pulls on people. The kind of person to willingly throw someone’s car keys into a lake just to see how they react to being unable to find them.
Seismitoad is just an old man who doesn’t want to be there. In his defence nobody really wants to be on Ghetsis’ team but he’s the most openly irritated about being there. Ghetsis’ first capture.
He has many many grandkids that he just never sees. He’d like to see them but he’s stuck on Ghetsis’ team. He mentions this at least twice a day, among how his back’s hurting and how he’s getting too old for this. He really loves going fishing.
Unironically likes bingo. Also likes surfing and dancing. Would really rather just be on perpetual vacation.
Eelektross is an awful troublemaker and one of the youngest members on the team. He keeps hanging around Hydreigon and dragging him into trouble but they’re still good friends. Most likely to jam his finger into an electric socket, but in his case that’s perfectly fine. Don’t shake his hand; he’ll pull the hand buzzer trick but without the buzzer since he’s just an Electric-type. Kind of a tool.
Only drinks blood. Sometimes he’ll eat meat but he gets most of his sustenance from just draining the blood out of whatever he can sink his teeth into. Gets him the nickname ‘Nosferatu’ whenever he forgets to clean his face off afterwards.
Hydreigon is the powerhouse of the team and the second youngest despite how he looks; he blames it on constant stress. Congenially blind as a species trait. The pink glasses were a gift from Cofagrigus. Hydreigon is Ghetsis’ favourite Pokemon and by far the most likely to literally tear somebody’s face off. He likes steak, music and pounding people’s faces in. Listens to a lot of questionable romance novels via audiobook. Habitually uses his sock puppets to talk to himself whenever he’s stuck with some internal conflict.
Really buff from the hip up but completely skipped out on leg day. Can still throw a car through a wall probably. By far the most stressed-out member of the team.
Bouffalant was a sheriff-type sort of person and actively sought out Team Plasma thinking they genuinely worked for liberating Pokemon. It took very little time for him to realise how big a mistake that was but here he is still hecking stuck. Perpetually in need of a nap. Prefers to taking sun naps under trees outside to actually fighting. Prefers diplomatic tactics and talking through issues to fighting. Actually just doesn’t like fighting all that much, but he’s definitely got the muscle to go through with it when he has to. Never actually left the 70′s --- all he listens to on his headphones is disco and 70′s pop music.
Talks about how you would expect a western-y sheriff would sound. You can also probably guess his favourite sorts of movies.
... they’re westerns. Best buddies with Bisharp.
Bisharp thinks he’s some sort of knight and only speaks as you’d expect some stereotypical knight to speak. ‘NAY VERILY, FORSOOTH, METHINKS, and I PRAY THEE’ are snippets of his everyday vocabulary. Also willingly sought out Team Plasma thinking they actually worked to liberate Pokemon from humans; his former trainer had been terribly abusive towards his Pokemon, so Bisharp had run away thinking Team Plasma would be a good opportunity.
He was wrong smh. He leads the Pawniard the Shadow Triad have. The most likely to spend his free time rescuing Skitty from trees. Best buddies with Bouffalant. Gets critically wounded during the battle at the end of BW. After Ghetsis’ arrest and the seizure of his Pokemon Bouffalant takes Bisharp and runs away. Whether he’s alive post-BW and where Bouffalant ran off to is still up in the air.
B2W2:
Drapion has the worst fashion sense anybody has ever seen and nobody knows why anybody would want to dress the way he does. Some of the party blames it on him being an insect and how Bug-types always just seem to like ludicrous, ridiculously bright colours. He’ll quickly remind them that A: he isn’t a Bug-type and B: scorpions are not insects, before citing his reasoning as Team Galactic’s appearance causing a bit of an avant garde underground movement in Sinnoh, where he’s from. It still doesn’t change the fact that his wardrobe is assaulting to the eyes.
Really likes anything called fancy, whether it’s practical or not. Probably the actual reason he dresses the way he does. The most likely to complain after half an hour of work and demand to be carried. Likes girls and fancy food and not working.
Toxicroak was captured alongside Drapion in Sinnoh during Ghetsis’ stay there between the events of BW and B2W2. He has the worst case of ‘resting bitch face’ anybody on the team’s ever seen; he constantly looks like he’s plotting some awful murder or wants to tear someone’s throat out, but it’s just his default expression. In all actuality he’s very timid and quiet. Sweats a lot, which is bad since he sweats poison. Wants to be a chef.
Usually does all the cooking for the team, other than for Hydreigon and Eelektross; the two of them are hypercarnivores so they just go off and kill their own meals. Likes watching kickboxing on television, trying the moves out at home and hurting himself doing it
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Volcarona, the only female on the team. She was only captured by Ghetsis because she was pregnant and he wanted to give the Larvesta she’d lay to the Shadow Triad. Major conspiracy theorist. She’s too passionate about everything and very often just literally ignites and winds up starting a fire. Doesn’t see too much battle action; only ever used in battle to boost Hydreigon’s Fire Blast on occasion. Very open about how much she hates Ghetsis for being a babynapper. The only reason she doesn’t make an escape attempt is to stick close to her kid. Resident mom.
Kyurem:
Very quiet, usually stands very still and just stares unblinkingly at anything and everything in the room. Not-so-lowkey bloodthirsty and murderous; whenever it moves everyone else on the team swears they can see it slugging up to someone with an icicle spear in its hand. It often tries stabbing people whenever they aren’t looking but moves too slowly or otherwise misses. there are very many holes and puncture marks left in the walls and the tables from its many attempts at stabbing its teammates to death in the brief amount of time it was part of the team. The only one it didn’t ever seem to try and kill was Volcarona; it enjoyed her company and preferred basking in her warmth to trying to murder her.
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slowly but surely I’m making gijinkas for all of Ghetsis’ team
not that I need to or will ever use them but hecking
I’ve got nothing to do today BT
#;outofmercy#;2bdeleted#(( 'but what about your drafts' someone calls from the crowd. 'you could do those' ))#(( 'shhhhh my sweet child' I answer back. 'shaddap I'll get to those also BT' ))
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I WANNA SEE HYDREIGON IN A TUX
ask and ye shall receive dear anon
he looks like an uncomfortable body guard smh
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How do you feel about Mega Evolution? Have you ever wished for one?
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"You need a good relationship with a human trainer for that, don’t you? It’s... Not my thing. I don’t need to rely on anyone else for anything. I’m plenty strong on my own. Besides, I’ve already got my Life Orb; that’s all the boost I need.”
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"The weather’s great today.
---I want a Casteliacone.”
#;open#(( ??? it could be smh I just got ice cream from the ice cream truck it's gr10 BV ))#(( RAINBOW SPRINKLES AYYYYYYY ))
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Have you ever managed to hunt and kill a Fairy type like Slurpuff or Mawile? If so, what did they taste like?
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"Why would I want to?”
"Of course I’ve killed Fairy-types before; them having a type advantage means shit to me. There aren’t that many of them running around Unova, sure, but that won’t stop me from tearing up a Cottonee or a Whimsicott. If they bother me I’m not going to just stand for it. I don’t get why I’d want to eat one, though, so I’ve never hunted one. For one thing, Grass-types just... Aren’t my thing. I like protein. I need more meat than that. It’s pointless. Eating a Grass-type does nothing but give me a stomach ache, usually.
Fairy-types... Are disgusting. Their scent I mean, and probably their taste, too --- I’m sure it’s just an instinctive thing, the body trying to nudge me into staying away from them or something, but they smell... Putrid, and not even in the way that rotting meat does. That can at least be appealing to some Pokemon, but they just... It’s stomach-curdling. Nauseating. I wouldn’t want to eat one.”
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Where did you get your snazzy boots?
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"Leavanny! One Leavanny in Pinwheel Forest, specifically. She’s an old lady but she generally provides me with all my clothes. It’s why they haven’t all fallen into total disrepair with general wear and tear while battling; whenever anything gets a hole or a tear I just take it to her and she fixes it up.”
A pause.
"... I like Bug-types. I don’t really get why so many Dark-types don’t, but Leavanny at least are alright. They’re good at making clothing, anyway.”
#;Anonymous#(( I actually got to hecking talk about where the flim flam he gets his outfits omg ))#Anonymous
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If you were never captured in the past, what do you think your life would be like today? What would be the first thing you'd do if you were suddenly freed from the confinements of your PokeBall?
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"I don’t really know. I probably would’ve stayed in Victory Road hunting with my sister for the rest of my life. I---”
"... I don’t think Ghetsis would ever give me up. I don’t now what I’d do if he ever did; my entire life sort of revolves around serving him. Other than that I don’t really have any long-term plans.”
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tbh after watching John Mulaney's comedy skit about the Salt and Pepper Diner that became my headcanon voice for Hydreigon
YOOOOOOOOOOOO after listening to it it’s perfect omg, headcanon accepted >:0
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Have you had any crushes on anyone? In the past, the present? Do they know?
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"That’s---”
"... That’s an embarrassing topic. Kind of personal too, considering I don’t know who you even are. I... It’s none of your business. I’m a fighter, not a lover --- let’s leave it at that.”
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How do you feel about the legendary dragons themselves?
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“They’re something.”
”—nothing I couldn’t handle, but they’re dragons. Dragons that are known for being powerful. That’s enough for at least a little of my respect. Fighting over Truth or Ideals is pointless to me — I always find myself favouring Zekrom personally, but it just isn’t an important argument. The world isn’t so black and white. They both sound like overcharged idiots, too zealous over their positions to even consider budging on them. It’s stupid to me to be so unwilling to budge.”
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