Trick or treat!
Happy Halloween! You got: an orb of candy corn
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male euthalia adonia | source
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Tumblr Meme University: Life Skills 101
This works with any stainless steel object! They actually sell "magic soap" for this purpose, but save yourself the $7 and just grab a piece of flatware from your kitchen drawer. I use serving spoons for the larger surface area.
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My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that Sweeney gets into the killing-and-baking people business because he’s a deeply broken man destroyed by an unjust and corrupt system that cost him his freedom and family and has been driven mad by revenge.
And Mrs Lovett does it because somthin wrong with her <3
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.
Via @nasa-official
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The things that are precious slip out of her hands
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stop arguing over whether its mar-KEE or MAR-quiss. there is no ethical way to say a worm character's name out loud.
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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
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