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oH ALSO BC IT'S HOBI'S BDAY what about surprise birthday morning sex in which you end up sitting on mr jung's face and he gladly makes u cry😊
IN HONOR OF HOBI’S BDAY !!!!
you were one of those people who loved early mornings but hated the act of actually waking up early. in other words, not much of a morning person. however, when it comes to priorities, your boyfriend did come first. you could handle a little sleepiness if it meant that you would get to witness hoseok’s glowing smile in return.
so yes, you do end up waking early on that special day. after having prepared him blueberry pancakes for breakfast and placing a single candle on top to make it special, you poured him a glass of juice and carefully made your way to the bedroom.
placing it gently on the nightstand, you crawl up the bed and begin your mission of waking your sleeping boyfriend who looks like an absolute angel. it’s soft whispers and gentle touches, only taking a couple of kisses being placed on random places of his face for him to begin stirring and mumbling incoherent words as his eyes flutter open.
“morning,” your smile is bright and your tone is perky.
“good morning,” he replies groggily with a smile of his own. “you’re up early.”
“made you something to eat,” you nod over to the tray of food and his eyes flicker over for a second before he looks at you once again with loving eyes. “we have a lot of plans today too, birthday boy. happy birthday.”
his smile widens as he pulls you into a kiss, wrapping an arm around your neck to tug you closer, to which you willingly comply. he doesn’t let you pull away quickly, pressing several kisses to your lips and you can’t help but gently sigh at the tingly feeling that spikes up your spine.
“i love you,” he hums against your mouth.
“i love you, hoseok,” you whisper, nudging his nose with yours and grinning at him. he can’t help it. he wants to kiss you again. you just look so pretty in the morning, even when you’re asleep and he’s up. bare face, looking as soft and angelic as ever. he pulls you in for another kiss, firmer, deeper, and much more sensual than the soft one you first shared.
mouths are moving faster against each other, hums and sighs are heard in the still of the bedroom, and bodies are getting closer and closer. he’s pulling you closer, tugging on your thigh and urging you to move on top of him, and you mindlessly obey because your urgency grows with each brush of his tongue against yours. before long, it’s heavy breathing and lips grinding together as hoseok’s hands travel down your back and grip onto your ass firmly.
“hobi, baby—“ you whisper breathlessly once he pulls away, but he only does that to kiss down your neck. his hands push your hips down against his and you grow weaker in his arms. “—don’t you wanna eat first, at least?”
“hmm,” he nibbles on your neck, squeezes your ass and pulls away to plop his head back onto his pillow with a lazy smile on his face. “sit on my face.”
“what?” you choke on your own breath. you thought he’d maybe push breakfast off for a blowjob. not this.
“come on, baby. i wanna eat your pussy first thing on my birthday,” he chuckles darkly and pats your ass twice to hurry you up. cheeks flushing at such crude words, you smack his chest. he only laughs and tugs at the panties that you still have on beneath your oversized shirt.
well, what hoseok wants, hoseok gets.
thighs spread conveniently for hoseok’s face to fit snugly in between, one hand pushes your shirt up and holds it near your hip while the other grips your hip to pull you closer. you inhale deeply, eyes locked with his when you feel the first flick of his tongue against you.
it doesn’t take long for you to break eye contact and reach for the headboard for support. his hand is soon to leave your shirt and it slips down, but not enough to cover his face, and he uses that hand to spread your lips for his tongue to work as he pleases. the pace picks up and your breathing gets heavier and heavier.
“f-fuck—hobi,” you whimper. his mouth was always so good, and he’s always, always so ready to please. he eats you out like he enjoys it more than you do. he gets off to the noises of pleasure that you make and his cock is already rock hard. “hoseok.”
he builds up a pace rather quickly and in no time do you find yourself gasping and whimpering out random curse words mixed with his name, body heating up and losing balance as you attempt to keep yourself up and not push down too hard. it doesn’t seem like he minds the pressure though as both of his hands push down against your thighs and pull you closer. you tremble and release a shaky cry.
“oh—“ you make the mistake of looking down to the sinful sight between your legs. eyes closed and messy hair scattered across his forehead and over the pillow beneath him, it looks like he’s having the time of his life. his nose is pressed into your mound as he pushes off the pillow just the right amount to dig in deeper. “jesus fuck—hoseok!” his eyes snap open and meet yours and you immediately feel more wetness seep out of you at the hungry look in his eyes. he delivers a harsh suck and your hand slams against the headboard in agonizing pleasure.
he pulls you down further, fucks his tongue deeper into you, moans and groans into your pussy like a starved man and your eyes roll back into your skull like a crazed woman. “oh fuck. oh fucckkk—“ you’re whining now and it only adds to his pleasure. pretty hands of his grab onto your ass and long fingers squeeze your cheeks as he angles your pussy to an angle he knows will bring you to tears, and it does. he suckles and you cry, tears pooling at the corners of your eyes as fingers shoot down to grapple onto soft tufts of hair for any sense of control. he tells you to cum but it’s muffled into your cunt.
“fuck. yes, yes, yesss—“ you cry out his name oh so weakly, throat feeling dry but body feeling alit with ecstasy as your pussy clenches and you drench his mouth with wetness. “fuck. h-hoseok—ahhh!”
he helps you through it, gently laps up your sweetness as his fingers rub soothing circles into your skin. body weak, you’re leaning all your weight onto the headboard as you pant and attemp to gain your breath back as hoseok hums in delight beneath you. pliant to his touch, it barely takes him any effort to get you off and push you onto your back as he climbs on top of you with a dangerous gaze and an equally dangerous smile. your eyes are hazy and you can still feel the tears drying on your cheeks as he covers your mouth with his.
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An Easy Façade
↳Story Header © @softjeon (do not steal this header!)
‣ Pairing: Min Yoongi x Reader (female OC)
‣ Genre(s): CEO!AU, SMUT, Angst, Fluff, & Slight-Humor
‣ Warning(s): good old fashion, jealousy fueled sex
‣ Word Count: 4.9K
�� Summary: It’s always easy to have a façade; however, it’s even easier for someone else to break it down. You and Yoongi have an interesting relationship with each other. The two of you never remotely hinted at any interests towards one another, but how’s it possible that one night changes that? For someone that never finds you attractive, Yoongi couldn’t help but feel jealous when a certain rival captures your eyes. What made him so special to earn your smiles and warm gazes? Yoongi never believed in sharing, and you are no exception.
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REWIND MASTERLIST
The collective masterlist of all the fics included in my Rewind series. Each fic takes place in a different time period in the united states. I try to be as educated of each era as I can in order to add to the authenticity of the fic but please keep in mind I was born in 1999. I apologize for any discrepancies. Enjoy!
heavy sugar || myg
↳ 1920’s au
↳ smut, mafia au, gangster!yoongi x flapper!reader
read here | moodboard
in the mood || ksj
↳ 1940’s au
↳ smut, impreg kink, post war/hollywood au, actor!jin x wife!reader
read here | moodboard
hot rod || jhs
↳ 1950’s au
↳ smut, virgin kink, greaser!hoseok x virgin!reader
↳ collab with @httpjeon
read here | moodboard
groovy || kth
↳ 1970’s au
↳ fluff, angst, smut, f2l, taehyung x childhood friend!reader
part one | part two || moodboard
bitchin’ || jjk
↳ 1980’s au
↳ smut, e2l, fake lovers/college au, frat boy!jungkook x reader
01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 || moodboard
novocaine || pjm
↳ 1990’s au
↳ smut, angst, exes au, punk!jimin x reader
part one | part two | moodboard
barbie girl || knj
↳ early 2000’s au
↳ smut, pwp, football player!namjoon x cheerleader!reader
read here | moodboard
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⇾ what you did last summer (m).
⇁ female reader x yoongi
⇁ smut, trophy wife!au
⇁ slowburn, dom!yoongi, age difference, consensual non-monogamy, power imbalance, semi-public sex, objectification, face-fucking, derogatory language and possessive behavior during sex, creampie, cum marking, unsafe sex, everyone is kind of slutty, not as wildt as warnings may imply
⇁ unnecessarily long for a pwp. 33.8k. phew.
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Yoongi was fine with a lot of things—you maxing out his credit cards to buy ridiculously expensive items of clothing that you never wore more than once, you taking out his newest ride for a spin without permission, you spending an extra thirty minutes on your hair and makeup when he was running late for a dinner function.
What he was not okay with, however, was you sharing your pussy with barely-out-of-college boys who were incapable of going five seconds without creaming their pants.
No, that was where he drew the line.
↳ alternatively titled; How to Get Dick - an autobiography written by (you)
author’s note | while this fic does contain a semblance of plot, the focus is more on characterization which i understand can make for a boring read. also note that i have done (0) research and despite having owned a pool, still to this day do not know how to clean one.
written for 1 of my closest friends @tayegi as the most belated bday gift to have ever been gifted. ily :( ty for having passionate naruto-related discussions w/ me at 6am. u r the real deal !
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— club ardor masterlist
ot7/reader | smut, fluff, angst | fake dating!au, date-for-hire!au
ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ: a new dating service opened up in seoul. it’s rumored to be exclusive to the rich and elite. the most enticing part of the agency is its seven dreamy bachelors. for a small price, you get to be with the man of your dreams. only for a night.
ᴄʟᴜʙ ᴀʀᴅᴏʀ: 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍
ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ: 𝟐/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎
— date for hire: the boyfriend type
GOOD TO ME
kim namjoon/reader | fluff, smut
synopsis: club ardor holds a special raffle for a free night with a man who will supposedly be the boyfriend of your dreams. you definitely don’t expect to win.
what to expect: the boyfriend service offers an ideal boyfriend companion. namjoon will take you on a date in a believable boyfriend scene.
*perfect for beginners just starting out in the dating-for-hire service!
— read here
— date for hire: the romantic
MINE FOR TODAY — coming february 16, 2020
kim seokjin/reader | fluff, smut, angst
synopsis: deciding to snag a date with a bachelor while an incredible deal is going on, you wind up with every waking moment being plagued with the thought of seokjin. there’s just something about him that you can’t let go.
what to expect: if you’re a hopeless romantic, Seokjin is perfect for you! expect the ideal love and romance it seems only girls in fiction get to experience! it’s hard not to fall in love with this handsome man.
— read here
— date for hire: the cold type
HIGH HOPES — coming soon
min yoongi/reader | fluff, smut, angst
synopsis: you meet a kind man at the cafe you work at and he leaves a card for a “free date” with yoongi from club ardor.
what to expect: sometimes a man just has a way of making you feel small, like you want to open his shell and make him love you. yoongi’s a hard case to crack. his sharp gaze will leave your cheeks burning.
— read here
— date for hire: the playboy
ONLY ONCE — coming soon
jeon jungkook/reader | fluff, smut, angst | college!au
synopsis: jungkook’s scenes are legendary for being hard — some women can’t even get through it. you’re convinced to take the date with him, completely unaware of what you’re getting yourself into.
what to expect: if you like the chase, jungkook is perfect for you. in a perfectly cultivated scene, you’ll feel the competition of trying to win the heart of a seemingly unattainable man.
* recommended for a girl with thick skin.
— read here
— date for hire: the soft type
SOFT LAUGHTER — coming soon
jung hoseok/reader | fluff, smut | neighbor!au
synopsis: after an ugly breakup with your (ex) boyfriend, who leaves you insecure and hurt, you find a free voucher for a night with “the soft type” from club ardor.
what to expect: hoseok has a way of bringing brightness and happiness to those around him. if you find yourself in need of a man who will make you feel like the center of the universe, call on him!
— read here
— date for hire: the bad boy
SEOUL RUSH — coming soon
park jimin/reader | smut, angst | street racer!au
synopsis: wanting to spice up your suffocating lifestyle, you decide to try a night with jimin of club ardor — a man notorious for his adrenaline-run life.
what to expect: if you have a need for excitement, jimin will certainly give you a rush. scenes with him are exhilarating and wild. he’ll have your heart racing and leave your body wanting more.
— read here
— date for hire: the alpha male
YOU MAKE ME WANNA — coming soon
kim taehyung/reader | fluff, smut | rich!au
synopsis: you meet the most exquisite man you’d ever seen in your life. he leaves you breathless and wanting more. when you gather the courage to ask for his number, he gives you a strange card with instructions instead.
what to expect: scenes with taehyung are intense. his controlling hands and deep voice leave you bending to his will. don’t let your eyes wander, he’s more than willing to show everyone you’re his.
* best suited for experienced clients
— read here
© httpjeon 2019. do not repost, modify, or translate.
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hot rod || (M)
↳ PART OF MY REWIND SERIES
a 1950′s inspired fic where greaser Hoseok can’t keep his eyes, or hands, off the new waitress at his and his boys’ favorite diner.
pairing: greaser!hoseok x reader
word count: 10k
genre: 1950s au, smut, fluff
warnings: VIRGIN KINK, semi-public fingering, oral (f), brief handjob, unprotected sex, lots of banter
A/N: SMUT WRITTEN BY @httpjeon AKA THE LOML. Photo of hobi originally by twt user GUWOLJK! Thank you to @mortaljin @please-donts @yoongspeach @haroo–mar @ms-universe @usangie-tsukino @attaeboy and @heartweaver for allowing me to use their names!
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“Seriously, why the hell didn’t Joon drive?” Taehyung whined, pressing two fingers against his already swollen eye.
Hoseok let out a chuckle as he slid into his and his boys’ usual booth.
As per tradition, Fridays called for lunch at Rosie’s Diner.
An old woman by the name of Rosie Salinger was the owner of the joint; she had been running the diner since right about around the turn of the 20th century. Her age didn’t mean much it would seem, as she was as notoriously feisty — her tongue and mind as sharp as the red cat-like glasses she sported on the bridge of her nose.
Hoseok let his eyes flicker over to the annoyed blond.
Taehyung was typically the group’s designated driver, but seeing as he no longer had a car — a result of a drag race gone south — Jungkook had driven this time around. Problem was that Jungkook was what one might call an… inexperienced driver.
On the way over to Rosie’s a squirrel had paused in the middle of the road and with Jungkook being the anxious driver that he was his foot found the break pedal abruptly, sending Taehyung straight into the rearview mirror.
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Heated || knj
⇢ pairing: namjoon x reader
⇢ genre: smut this is literally just an excuse for smut with domestic bf!joon
⇢ word count: 6.8k (this was supposed to be pwp i swear)
⇢ warnings: smut, lots n lots of it, fingering, unprotected sex, some degradation (uses of slut and other terms), choking, slapping (just a teeny tiny bit of it), spanking bc ofc, rough rough rough, namjoon fucks u stupid,namjoon is big man
⇢ summary: Namjoon is your own personal living, breathing, walking furnace.
a/n: @balenciaguks you did this i hate you but i love you and @ironicarmy thank you for screaming at me at 6am to finish this i love you
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my only wish - knj | m
“ santa can you hear me? i have been so good this year. and all i want is one thing. please tell me my true love is here ” - my only wish (this year), britney spears
✹ summary- There are few things you hate most in this world. Hornets, unnecessary fruit pieces in otherwise perfectly good jello, certain shades of orange… But nothing takes the cake more than two simple things. Christmas. And Kim Namjoon. So why did you agree to pretend to be Kim Namjoon’s girlfriend at his family Christmas party? Bah-Humbug.
✹ rating- explicit/18+/nsfw
✹ pairing- kim namjoon x reader
✹ word count- 15.1k OOF
✹ genre- smut, fluff, tiny tiny angst if you squint, enemies to lovers, fake dating au, idiots to lovers, brief mention of YoonMin
✹ warnings- penetrative sex, unprotected sex (dont do it), daddy kink lolol, namjoon has a big dick, oral sex (m/f receiving), cum swallowing, light cum play, dirty talk, light degradation (very light tbh), praise kink, lots of mentions of joon being a beefy boy, masturbation,
✹ a/n- its here!! finally! my contribution to rockin around the christmas tropes. big big big shout out to @ladyartemesia @xjoonchildx @untaemedqueen @underthejoon @yeojaa @snackhobi for being my co collaborators. and a warm shout out to @wwilloww and @hobi-gif for being some very lovely betas. thank you thank you! i hope you enjoy!
There are few things you hate most in this world.
Hornets, unnecessary fruit pieces in otherwise perfectly good jello, certain shades of orange…
But nothing takes the cake more than two simple things:
Christmas.
And Kim Namjoon.
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let it snow | kth
part of the once upon a holiday collab with @underthejoon @fantasybangtan @kpopfanfictrash @lamourche @hobidreams and @junghelioseok!
summary⇢ it all started by accident, but it continues by choice—even before you began sleeping together, things with your friend taehyung have always been comfortable and easy. simple, and this new arrangement between you is certainly no exception to that rule. well…that’s definitely what you thought before a major snowstorm traps the two of you in his apartment over the holidays. now? now, it is quickly becoming apparent that things are a bit more complicated than you realized.
pairing⇢ taehyung/reader
word count⇢ 18.8k 😩🤦🏽♀️
rating⇢ 18+
genre⇢ smut | fluff | fwb!au | snowed in!au
warnings⇢ sexual content, oral (m+f receiving), unprotected sex, fingering, a decent amount of netflix and chilling because they’re stuck in the house and horny, a lot of domesticity because mmm, that’s that good stuff 😌, angst, pininggggg
a/n⇢ it’s finally here!! 🙌🏾 i really procrastinated and let it fester until i was forced to churn 19k out in a couple weeks, huh ☠️☠️ classic me lmao. here’s to better planning in the new year! 🤣mood for this fic is this. hope you enjoy! 😊
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canceled (1) | jjk
↳ summary: jungkook has a passion for camo pants, science, and debating with strangers on the internet. Usually, he wins arguments, but when you show up in the comment section of one of his his blog posts, shit goes down and he’s left wanting more than a virtual conversation.
↳ genre: smut (sci-blogger!jk, fashion-blogger!oc)
↳ word count: 6,416
↳ warnings: jk masturbates to your photos, sending & receiving nudes, mutual masturbation, unprotected sex (in a library), jk spits on your pussy, lots of spit, drooling, biting, breath play, oral sex (male & female receiving), mentions of jk throat-fucking you & coming on your face, nipple play, cum eating, jk likes tits, jk is a little shit, swearing
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masterlist || request
On a Thursday night, Jeon Jungkook — a cybersecurity major — is sat in his dorm-room with nothing else to do other than leisurely scroll through his social media feed. There’s not a lot going on in his mind right now either, aside from the odd thought about the girl who sits at the very front of his ‘Python Scripting’ class. She’s fond of wearing tight tank tops and he’s very fond of looking over her shoulder.
That’s when he sees it; a miscreant with the username ’frillsarecute2’ has left a rather insolent comment underneath his latest blog post.
frillsarecute2 commented on your post: you sound dumb as hell.. tulips need a nutrient ratio of 10-10-10 and the fertiliser needs to be slow releasing.
Frills? He repeats to himself. Cute? Who the fuck is this?
Your profile picture is a seductive shot of your face and a tease of your bare shoulder (and a great one at that.) Jungkook has never once seen a girl like any of his posts, let alone comment on them. To him, the girl in your profile photo is way too hot to be anywhere near this section of the internet, so he’s quick to come to a ball-busting conclusion; your account is fake. But, more importantly, how dare this stranger over the internet call him dumb? What the fuck do you know about anything?
Without much rational thought, he clicks on your profile — not even bothering to scroll through your posts — and direct messages you.
[luck_master + frillsarecute2]
luck_master: who the fuck are you?? you don’t know anything about anything. it’s 9-9-6.
With brows furrowed and fingers ready to attack the keyboard, he waits for your response. You could be anywhere in the world right now with a completely different timezone, but he wants an answer right this second. Exactly two minutes and twelve seconds later, you send in your response.
frillsarecute2: why are u so maddd!!
luck_master: i’m not mad bro you just need to get your facts right.
Jungkook took a plant biology broadening unit in his first year of college, so he sure as hell knows how plants and their functions go. He knows science like his dick knows his right hand. And, speaking of dicks in hands, he decides to close the chat for a moment to scroll through your posts. Further investigation, if you will.
Tits. Tits everywhere.
Whoever this chick is, he’s hot for her. Scattered all throughout your blog are photos of your body wrapped in various colours and cuts of lace. Other posts are of fashionable outfits, fresh gardens, and coffee art. But, why the fuck would he care about the latte you had last week? He sees more tits than he knows what to do with and his dick is very fucking happy about it.
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after the huge amazing response I got from my ace!Jiang Cheng comic - all of the ace people saying how amazing it felt to be acknowledged, and all of the people who came to me saying that they hadn’t realised they were ace until they read the comic - I decided I wanted to make something for ace awareness week. it’s not quite as pretty or feelsy as the other comic, but there are so many people even within the LGBT+ community who just… genuinely do not understand asexuality, I figured even something basic would help :)
happy ace awareness week! please remember: everyone’s experience with sexuality is different! be kind and support each other!
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An Overview of Note-Taking Styles
Note-taking is one of the most essential skills a student should master. It allows you to record and review information to be used in the future. But what’s the best way to do so? Here’s an overview of note-taking styles that can help you maximize your learning!
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