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hi bestie,
quick questoin
would ?
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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.
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“Mix together all the ingredients in a large bowl. So… I actually do not own a bowl larger than the standard generic Ikea bowl so I actually mixed the ingredients in a large pan (See Figure 1). I was going to do it in my large pot, but that’s in the sink, dirty.”
— #mayonnaise
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me as fuck
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you bottle Miette??
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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trix eden
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As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."
"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."
It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.
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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder
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The rules of the game are simple:
You go to geoguesser
You set it to world map
You go through locations, through multiple games, driving around those locations
Until you see a cow
When you find a cow, you win
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I love making posts non rebloggable like yes this is just for my followers 🤍
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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