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eggplantwitch · 1 day
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Out of pure curiosity and fun!
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eggplantwitch · 7 days
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eggplantwitch · 10 days
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Explanations welcome! No "other" option, sorry.
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eggplantwitch · 12 days
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Happy thursday lads. Do me a favour, take my dungeon meshi dating quiz and tell me who you got in the tags
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eggplantwitch · 23 days
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YOU hate JK Rowling!
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eggplantwitch · 1 month
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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eggplantwitch · 2 months
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eggplantwitch · 2 months
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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy
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eggplantwitch · 2 months
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Did I ever post the finished Lascaux (& etc) horses here?!
This first batch of them will be available in my next shop update, but there are more getting bisque-fired tomorrow that should be going into the shop in mid-April alongside a couple more cave painting mugs :)
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eggplantwitch · 2 months
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I do wish more people appreciated Lae'zel. Look, she is not Nice, but she can be very Kind. She is patient, and loyal, and terrified. She has been taught to be violent and does not understand Faerun's culture, but she is not malicious. She takes all new knowledge and internalizes it because she is willing to overcome her pride when necessary. She is prideful, but not to the point where she is unreasonable. She listens to others when they have things to contribute, and she's willing to share her own expertise to help the others become better. She is literally 22. She is the Youngest of the entire group. She's just trying so hard to appear confident and competent among all these people so much older than her, all while handling the most stressful situation she could have ever imagined. (Even Karlach is in her mid-to-late twenties at the least.)
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eggplantwitch · 3 months
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They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.
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eggplantwitch · 3 months
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eggplantwitch · 3 months
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Chin up. I know the night just got a little darker, but it won't last forever.
Happy Valentine's day!
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eggplantwitch · 3 months
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START A CONVERSATION
Quote from Angela Chen’s excellent book Ace: What Asexuality Reveals About Desire, Society, and the Meaning of Sex which you should all read as your Valentine’s Day homework.
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eggplantwitch · 3 months
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small guide to my emoticon usage
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eggplantwitch · 3 months
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The hardest part of baldurs gate 3 is actually rejecting Wyll’s dance scene when your romancing someone else. Nauseating.
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eggplantwitch · 3 months
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gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"
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