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eggmonger69 · 2 years
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yo mama so unremarkable
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eggmonger69 · 2 years
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It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun
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eggmonger69 · 2 years
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tramp stamp that says 'jesus wept'
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eggmonger69 · 2 years
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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing that the devil is in?
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eggmonger69 · 2 years
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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..
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eggmonger69 · 3 years
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"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."
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eggmonger69 · 4 years
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despicable me ruined the word minion whenever i become a supervillain im just going to have to call them my homies or whatever
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eggmonger69 · 4 years
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hey guys friendly reminder from your fave Canadian that esk*mo is a slur so please don’t use it!
I see it usually in the context of “esk*mo kisses” which may pop up when people talk about their ships and their headcanon, but it means “snow eaters” in cree and is a slur against Inuit people so please just don’t use it!
and I would appreciate if u reblogged this because people outside Canada don’t seem to know this for the most part
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eggmonger69 · 4 years
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Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”
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eggmonger69 · 4 years
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lets fucking goooooooooooooooooooo
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eggmonger69 · 4 years
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eggmonger69 · 5 years
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eggmonger69 · 5 years
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i’m alone No body care me
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eggmonger69 · 5 years
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Japanese shop staffer Misaki on the street in Harajuku wearing a Street Fighter t-shirt with a Romantic Standard pleated skirt, HGUL+BAG harness bag from Burlesque Harajuku, and Yosuke platform sneakers. Full Look
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