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-constantly anxious who is 5 seconds away from a panic attack at all times
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fucked up undertale plushies but sonic
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I was looking at old messages and found this gem
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Yall I just had such an interesting idea, unfortunately I suck at writing:)) so I'll just drop it here why not.
An undertale fanfic where the MC is a genie in a bottle thats been traped for centuries until Papyrus finds them, think of the possibilities!!
Maybe Papyrus found the lamp whilst going on one of his jogs, maybe he decided to explore the less known areas of Mount Ebott, see the place he was trapped in for so many years from a different point of view.
Maybe he came across a strange object that reminded him of a very weird tea pot, Asgore would love it surely!!
Maybe the genie after being trapped for so many centuries finally got to see the outside of their prison again, got to see the sky and the clouds, taste a small but of freedom.
Maybe they get stuck with papyrus since he refuses to use their powers to "cheat" and be "a lazy bones like his brother", it drives them insane that he just won't get it over with!!!
Maybe a certain goat monster knows exactly who the genie is but refuses to share the information 👀
Maybe after a while the genie desperately tries to avoid granting papyrus's wishes, they don't want to go back into their small personal hell, alone and bored out of their mind.
Maybe they start to care for the sweet skeletons a bit more than they should.
Idk I just have this stuck in my head for so long and have noone to share it with!!!
Maybe this, but fit into the usual multiverse shenanigans??? The possibilities are endless!!
Is this something???someone please tell me lmao.
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Yes pls nobody pay attention to the chinchilla woman creeping around underfoot, stealing your stuff. Yes pls everyone continue getting into fights and hitting each other.
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Playing Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode, my adventurer got turned into a giant kakapo and then her horse beat her to death
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the Goblin Fire is fucking quarterly at this point
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fuckin love it when firebreathers aren't fireproof.
get self-cooked idiot
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My Biggest and Most Annoying Fictional Horse Pet Peeve
Big Horses are a Very New Thing and they Likely Didn’t Exist in your Historical and/or Fantasy Settings.
You’ve all seen it in every historical piece of media ever produced. Contrary to popular belief, a big black horse with long legs and long flowing mane is not a widespread or even a particularly old type of horse.
THIS IS NOT A MEDIEVAL THING. THIS IS NOT EVEN A BAROQUE THING. THIS IS A NINETEENTH CENTURY CITY CARRIAGE HORSE.
All the love to fancy Friesian horses, but your Roman general or Medieval country heroine just really couldn’t, wouldn’t, and for the sake of my mental health shouldn’t have ridden one either.
Big warmblood horses are a Western European and British invention that started popping up somewhere around 1700s when agriculture and warfare changed, and when rich folks wanted Bigger Faster Stronger Thinner race horses.
The modern warmblood and the big continental draught both had their first real rise to fame in the 1800s when people started driving Fancy Carriages everywhere, and having the Fanciest Carriage started to mean having the Tallest and Thinnest Horses in the town.
Before mechanised weaponry and heavy artillery all horses used to be small and hardy easy-feeders. Kinda like a donkey but easier to steer and with a back that’s not as nasty and straight to sit on.
SOME REAL MEDIEVAL, ROMAN, OTTOMAN, MONGOL, VIKING, GREEK and WHATEVER HISTORICALLY PLAUSIBLE HORSES FOR YOU:
“Primitive”, native breeds all over the globe tend to be only roughly 120-140 cm (12.0 - 13.3 hh) tall at the withers. They all also look a little something like this:
Mongolian native horse (Around 120-130 at the withers, and decendants of the first ever domesticated horses from central Asia. Still virtually unchanged from Chinggis Khan’s cavalry, ancestor to many Chinese, Japanese and Indian horses, and bred for speed racing and surviving outdoors without the help of humans.)
Carpathian native horse / Romanian and Polish Hucul Pony (Around 120-150 at the withers, first mentioned in writing during the 400s as wild mountain ponies, depicted before that in Trajanian Roman sculptures, used by the Austro-Hungarian cavalry in the 19th century)
Middle-Eastern native horse / Caspian Pony (Around 100-130 at the withers, ancestor of the Iranian Asil horse and its decendants, including the famous Arabian and Barb horses, likely been around since Darius I the Great, 5th century BC, and old Persian kings are often depicted riding these midgets)
Baltic Sea native horse / Icelandic, Finnish, Estonian, Gotland and Nordland horses (Around 120-150 at the withers, descendant of Mongolian horses, used by viking traders in 700-900 AD and taken to Iceland. Later used by the Swedish cavalry in the 30 years war and by the Finnish army in the Second World War, nowadays harness racing and draught horses)
Siberian native horse / Yakutian pony (Around 120-140 at the withers, related to Baltic and Mongolian horses and at least as old, as well-adapted to Siberian climate as woolly mammoths once were, the hairiest horse there is, used in draught work and herding)
Mediterranean native horse / Skyros pony, Sardinian Giara, Monterufolino (Around 100-140 at the Withers, used and bred by ancient Greeks for cavalry use, influenced by African and Eastern breeds, further had its own influence on Celtic breeds via Roman Empire, still used by park ranger officers in Italy)
British Isles’ native horse / various “Mountain & Moorland” pony breeds (Around 100-150 at the withers, brought over and mixed by Celts, Romans and Vikings, base for almost every modern sport pony and the deserving main pony of all your British Medieval settings. Some populations still live as feral herds in the British countryside, used as war mounts, draught horses, mine pit ponies, hunting help and race horses)
So hey, now you know!
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As long as I’m posting things I did not originally think were worth posting, here’s this.
Image source: battleblock-theater
Reason for rejection: It’s not funny without the picture (if context of the image is too important, it probably won’t be funny voiced), and even with the picture it’s still kinda meh.
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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.
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I never uploaded my updated Jimmy Neutron designs! I think it’d be funny if a modern JN reboot had at 2000s aesthetic both animation-wise and also for the look of Retroville and its citizens fashion
My friend Eric did an animation using these designs! It came out SO GOOD
youtube
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Some colours in Anishinaabemowin
ᒪᑲᑌᐙ- makadewaa (black)
ᒥᔅᒀ- miskwaa (red)
ᐅᔖᐗᔥᑳ- ozhaawashkaa (blue or green)
ᐙᐱᔥᑳ- waabishkaa (white)
ᐙᐱᒌᔮ- waabijiiyaa (grey)
ᑳᐅᓵᐎᒥᓇᑭᓯᑦ- gaa-ozaawiminagizid (colour orange or an orange (the fruit))
ᐅᔖᐙ- ozhaawaa (yellow or brown)
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