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HEATHERS (1989) written by Daniel Waters
#i can never help but smile whenever i see the football players being buried with helps and little footballs#its a great visual to show how much these kids are not people to the adults of the town#but also it's so silly
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dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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Vittorio Reggianini (1858-1938, Italian) ~ The Attraction, n/d
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Today was a pretty awful day for me all around but I did finish the Spiderman videogame. I rarely finish video games at all so finishing one so big is really special to me. My grandma has a decoration that says "there is always, Always, something to be thankful for". I saw that decoration first thing when I got back from my grandfather's funeral and almost half a year later it's still getting me through things.
#highlights of today include#beat spiderman as mentioned#watched some great Steven Universe episodes#played more tekken 8 and found a character I really vibe with#ate a snickers in front of a coworker who said he wished he had something to eat and I was able to delight him when I revealed that the mac#ine had given me two snickers and he could have one#and my husband was incredibly kind and encouraging when I told him how i felt this morning.#I love you all
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new poll. are you going to marry a passionate antistratfordian who nonetheless loves the works, or someone who doesn't like shakespeare at all but understands he was real
#i will marry a Shakespeare HATER before I marry someone who insists that Shakespeare wasn't real because they think a poor person couldn't#possibly write as well as he did#fuck your classiest “theories” and fuck you
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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Sir, you can’t let him in here. He’ll see everything. He’ll see the big board!
George C. Scott’s Filmography | Gen. Buck Turgidson in DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964)
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I feel awful today. It's less that america is paving the road to fascism but is painting the middle lines and hanging up the signal light.
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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
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