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Official dnd lore: Tieflings are very rare.
The entire dnd community:
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If you friends don’t have a doll of you when you’re not there they don’t love you
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DC Superhero Teams Summed Up
Justice Society of America: Superhero Retirement Home Serves As A School House For Youngsters
Justice League: Pillars of Society Form Superhero Team Too Big To Fail
Teen Titans: Local Teens Demand Respect, A Place To Angst, and Food
Outsiders: Batman Dragoons Nobodies To Fight Crime Due To Spite
Green Lantern Corps: Space Cops Stop Themselves From Becoming A Space Dictatorship
Secret Six: Shit People, Shit Work Effort, Shit Results, But Still A Good Family
Shadowpact: Magical Bar Flies
Justice League Dark: Kinky People Meet Up Each Friday To Fight Demons
Justice League International: Idiots Team Up To Solve International Incidents
Legion of Superheroes: Local Teens Demand Respect, A Place To Angst, and Food, IN THE FUTURE
Gotham Knights (Detective Comics Team): Leather Wearing Furries Obesse About A Hellhole
Justice League of America (Rebirth Team): Batman Dragoons A Bunch of Misfits For Reality TV Drama and To Combat International Affairs
Suicide Squad: A Bunch Of Villains Are Held Hostage By A Psychopath That Makes Them Look Good In Comparison
Doom Patrol: Weirdos Gather To Ponder The Meaning Of The Universe
Young Justice: Pre-Teens Trade The Treehouse In Their Backward For A Cave
Earth 2 Justice Society: Hot Young People Fight Crime In The World Created By Both A Godlike Planet and A Magical Box
Infinity Inc: Local Teens Demand Respect, A Place To Angst, and Food, In A Parallel Universe
Super Sons: Two Kids Resist The Urge To Murder Each Other
New Gods: Everyone is an Asshole Except Mister Miracle, Big Barda, and Bug The Forager
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Arcanaloth
Art by Jacob Probelski
Often mistaken for a type of daemon, arcanaloths are a unique race of fiends notorious for their cunning and malice. Spinning plots that span decades or centuries, arcanaloths are living repositories of dark knowledge who live to spread misery and suffering.
Arcanaloths resemble tall, slender humans with the heads of snarling yellow-eyed canines, typically jackals, foxes, or war dogs. Roughly half of all arcanaloths have two to four short curved horns above their brows, though this distinction seems to hold only as much significance to them as hair or eye color does to mortals. Arcanaloths favor robes appropriate to wizards or sages, and those living in urban areas often dress very fashionably.
Arcanaloths are plotters of the highest order who hoard knowledge, from petty secrets to grand histories. They can be found throughout the lower planes as information brokers, merchants of strange and deadly wares, or intermediaries between other fiends. They are native to the plane of Abbadon and are sometimes named “arcanadaemons” by mistaken mortals, while other sages claim them to be a type of rakshasa and call them “ravaastas”. Both theories may have been created by the arcanaloths themselves for their own amusement.
Planar metropolises like Dis and the City of Brass are often home to numerous arcanaloths who spin plots against each other, using other beings as unwitting pawns. The eternal city of Axis in particular is known for two arcanaloths of great wealth and influence: the diabolically charming Shemeshka the Marauder, King of the Cross-trade, and her obsequious rival A’kin, the Friendly Fiend. The witch-queen Iggwilv, lover of the demon lord Graz’zt, is said to have four arcanaloths of great power as her personal apprentices.
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The tribes of the Great Lakes Region have stories about the wendigo, a cannibal spirit that devours the living. Within these stories, as well as more recent pop culture, the appearance of wendigo is not consistent. I opted for what is fairly consistent; pale skin, emaciated body and long limbs. Some interpretations draw comparisons between the wendigo and stags, so this version has antlers and hair that resembles a tail.
Wendigo are supposed to be a mid-to-late tier force that can easily inspire entire investigations, as they’re hard to find, dangerous to engage and have human origins. In addition, like all aberrations, wendigo can hibernate for some years and return, becoming a reoccurring threat and possibly even showing up as a witiko later in the players’ careers, bearing a grudge.
This creature was the winner of the May Wayfarer Patreon Poll. Thank you to everyone who voted!
Artwork by Tomis-JB
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I wouldn't say epic levels. I'd say MCU Thor is Level 13 or 14, currently. Hela was only level 16ish. And Surtur clearly came about as a CR 18.
How I view it, anyway.
“Thor Ragnarok is the story of a D&D barbarian with an artifact weapon finding out the broken overpowered strength was inside him all along by reaching epic levels”
— me to my group
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Language Barrier
*while exploring a dungeon with an NPC*
DM: The door is securely locked, but there’s some writing on it in Dwarven.
Druid: Where are my languages…. Ok, apparently I don’t speak Dwarven.
DM: Krysali doesn’t either?
Bard: Doesn’t matter. Krysali can’t read, remember? It’s a character thing.
DM: Wow, okay. I swear I thought one of you could read this. I guess we can do a linguistics check to see if you can puzzle it out?
Druid: *rolls* Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
DM: *rolls for the follower NPC* Well, Ed rolled a-
*pause*
DM: Wait, ED’S A DWARF!
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