I am not at all a medical professional, so please excuse any inaccuracies. In any case, Roisia would 100% be trying to puzzle out the logistics of a vampire bite.

[Logistics 1] [Logistics 2] (Her conclusion? She trusts her needle more.)

sometimes all you need is for a time traveller of the new millennium to tell you that you have to learn to say no to your boyfriend's desperate ideas

THEY DIDNT DO IT

Real homies respect trans people!

okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles like ‘The Obedient Housewife’? 

My dearest one, my darling dear       //     But I would bring you rings of gold Your mighty words astound me         //      I’d even sing you poetry ! But I’ve no need for mighty deeds     //      And I would keep you from all harm  When I feel your arms around me    //       If you would stay beside me

I recently finished reading Frederick the Great: A Life in Deed and Letters and I’m still not over all the anecdotes regarding Fritz and his love to dance. So here, have king and nation enjoying a little dance ;v;

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drew @makwandis‘ rod and gil because they aggravate each other (affectionate)

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here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

Sometimes I see some damn good Hetalia content and have an urge to interact w the wider community again but then I remember I have removed my characters sm from the source material that I question the point

Please vote and reblog. If you haven't heard of these things I strongly recommend looking them up, tumblr of old was a wild place.

Honestly, the idea of implementing Discord-style reactions on Tumblr isn’t a completely terrible one.

Tumblr likes are functionally meaningless save as a mechanism for popular blogs to keep score anyway, so letting folks effectively colour-code their likes for individual posts by choosing a symbol to associate with them wouldn’t do any particular violence to the site’s functioning – it’d just get subsumed into the post’s overall note count.

However, I suspect that suddenly having dozens of icon to choose from when liking a post would be an intimidating adjustment for the site’s established userbase; it might be best to start gradually, with a smaller set of options – perhaps just three or four.

And you know, since we already have hearts

where r those memes of the stick people or crudely drawn people going absolutely feral n just biting ppl n ripping off arms