Adding more than three cakes of yeast to bread dough even though you've seen those old episodes of I Love Lucy and The Three Stooges enough to know better.
A worse idea than that? No way. What’s a worse idea than givin’ teenagers the liberty to throw balloons at you?
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Nah, I've had worse ideas in the past.
Maybe that wasn’t your best idea. Weren’t you expecting them to pull somethin’ like that? I mean, they’re teenagers.
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Challenge Question: If you had only one day left in existence, what would you do in that last day?
What would I do if I only had one day left?
... I'd try to find my son. Fifteen years is a long fucking time, I don't know if he's alive or not. I want to know how he turned out if he is though. Some little part of me hopes he isn't though. Connor didn't deserve what happened, he didn't deserve watching me die while that monster took him away.
It's bad for a father to hope that... but I reasoned with myself that if he died he wouldn't be in pain, wouldn't have to go though what he did; but now that I'm saying it out loud I hate myself even more for it.
Anyway, I'd want to see if he had a family, with his high school sweetheart, and they lived with their two kids and a dog in a white and blue house in the middle of suburbia. W-with a picket fence and mini-van in the drive-way... Kinda like what I had before my wife died.
I'd want him to be the last thing I saw before I just... stop existing
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Well, I told my students that if they could get on the honor roll I'd let them throw water balloons at me when school started back up... One of them filled their balloon up with paint..
Seriously? It’s sort of… well, everywhere. How’d you manage to do that?
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Over top one another
All by myself
I can lift a car up
All by myself
I can lift a car up
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Is it really that noticeable? I didn't think people would see it.
You’ve got a little something right there… all over there, actually. You might want to change your clothes.
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"Uhm... Thanks, Jade."
"Alright. Well just know that, if you ever do want to talk, I’ll always be available to listen."
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"Hey, don't worry about it. You didn't know."
"Are you sure. I-I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to pry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you."
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"Yeah, I'm... I'm fine."
"Oh, I’m sorry. A-are you alright?"
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"I... I'd rather not talk about it. Maybe some other time just not now..."
"I don’t mind listening."
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Pete Wentz on Monumentour
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"It's a really long story."
"Why? How come you don’t just give people a chance?"
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"They do, I just have trouble with giving people chances."
"I still want to understand everyone. I think everyone deserves the chance."
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