There’s literally so many things I could say, I just don’t want them recorded.

Robert Pattinson on the commentary track for Twilight (2008)

drunk and thinking about how the wig department for the twilight movies really made money literally doing the least. like the hair in breaking dawn part 2? that was the real threat the volturi should have been fighting, not regurgitation.

Irrevocably is a twilight word. I'm sorry but if you're writing something and you use that word, I'm immidiately gonna think twilight

I’m not a fan of defending the Cullen’s but they actually didn’t know this until Bella told them in eclipse

i suppose now’s as good a time as any to remember that, within the construction of smeyer’s universe, the metamorphosis from human to werewolf is triggered ONLY by proximity to vampires. it’s violent, and terrifying, and brutal. it ruins lives. it ruins lives, and carlisle knew this. and he moved his family to forks anyway — FOR THE CLOUD COVER. LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK there’s other places in the world with fucking CLOUD COVER. if you wanted hardcoded proof that smeyer does not give a fuck about anyone who isn’t white, cishet, or christian — which haha. you shouldn’t. she’s mormon. they’re all like that — then, you know. besides all of the EVERYTHING ELSE, this one’s RIGHT THERE FOR THE READING, LADS ✌🏽

It seems like every once and a while, two people get it figured out, two people get it right. And the rest of us, we walk around daydreaming about what that might be like. To find that one great love where, all of the sudden everything that used to seem so complicated became simple, and everything that used to seem wrong all of the sudden seemed right because you were with the person who made you feel fearless.

I struggled to find words to name the feelings that flooded through me, but I had no words strong enough to hold them. For a long moment, I drowned in them. When I surfaced, I was not the same man I had been.

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

Why the hell did the vampires ,who canonically run so fast they blur to the human eye, have BELLA be the umpire for their baseball game??? Rose was right to think that call was bull.

wtf??? i turned on a baseball game and “supermassive black hole” wasn’t playing???? shocked and upset.

One of my fave things about the twilight fandom is the vaguely spiteful way people adore characters that Smeyer openly wrote for us to hate. Like oh? You want us to not like Leah and Rosalie and Maria? Well jokes on u Mormon they’re the best characters in the series

Woke up this afternoon violently angry that twilight didn't end with Edward cooking Bella dinner at her fucking house on prom night. Like, Smeyer WROTE that ending. She WROTE an outtake ending where Edward respects Bella's preferences and puts in effort to learn a new skill for her. Not just any skill, but the thing SHE'S good at, the thing everyone (but him, of course) frequently overlooks her for. It would add meaning to the "in her element making cheerios" quote from Midnight Sun. It would make the Tyler taking her to prom thing more fun when my dude KNOCKS ON THE FRONT DOOR. It would even make the Jacob thing more logical. And it would be romantic, ACTUALLY romantic. They could have the discussion about Edward changing her in Charlie's little candle lit kitchen, a place previously marked by its emptiness, a place of past love and loneliness made warm again by Edward's love for her RATHER than in the GODDAMN PARKING LOT of FORKS HIGH SCHOOL.

Fuck you, Stephanie.

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Five

"Fuck you my child is completely fine"

Your child is emotionally invested in mormon vampires from 2006 whos main couple has the chemistry of a year 7 lab experiment

The Twilight Saga as a romantic comedy: Twilight  I’m breaking all the rules now anyway. Since i’m going to hell.

BELLA SWAN’s wardrobe in TWILIGHT (2008)