Blur: Cor blimey look at us, the most British lads to ever be! It’s right bloody smashing, innit?
Suede: ohhh we’re young, we’ve fallen out of love, and we’re slowly dying in this forsaken city, but we're suffering GORGEOUSLY. Would anyone like something illicit for the pain?
Oasis: I do what I waaaaaant, I don’t give a shiiiiit, I don’t caaaaaaare *throws brother off of hotel balcony*
Pulp: A woman looked me in the eye once and I nearly had a stroke. That was seven years ago and I’ve never emotionally recovered mamamow mamamow mamamowmowmowÂ