I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
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the mcelroy brothers dont even know about omegaverse.
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*looks up at you with the biggest wettest eyes and asks you very nicey if I can please please please please please bite the shit out of your fingers
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i don't want to be brave :(
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today on the list of things that are gonna keep me up at night (courtesy of depthsofwikipedia ig)
I don't think this is actually her but this is a photo of a specimen from the same species that comes up when you search for her.
A reminder that humans can and do form years - DECADES - long relationships with creatures much smaller and much different than us.
Rest easy, Number 16. You were taken from us too soon.
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Me preparing for an interview: to answer this question, let me use an example from my undergrad dissertation, which involved the study of microbe populations in agricultural soils
Me in the actual interview: lemme talk about my dirt thesis
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar
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red tape will be the death of me
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Intrusive Thoughts are unwanted thoughts or images that you find distressing and/or disturbing.
more information on what intrusive thoughts are!
what intrusive thoughts are: https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/
how to cope with them: https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/how-to/how-to-stop-intrusive-thoughts-and-live-your-life/
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straight up “eating a rock”. and by a rock. haha, well. let's justr say. a rock
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DO IT FAT
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We've had enough of the English-speaking internet defaulting to USAmerican terms that we are all forced to learn against our will. Here are the new default settings:
"Southern" no longer means Texas. It now refers to the Philippine island of Mindanao.
"The Midwest" is now Harare, Zimbabwe.
The default legal system is now that of the devolved administration of Scotland.
"College" is an educational institution for 13 to 18 year olds, as in some parts of New Zealand.
The "president" is that of Guyana, currently Irfaan Ali.
If you use these terms to refer to something in the USA then you have to specify or else we won't know what you're talking about and you'll sound like an idiot. Thanks!
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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell
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The thing that gets me about Looking For Jobs is that every hiring site has like miles of just saying words at you that you have to scroll through. Talking about teamwork career building opportunities goals. Talking about "our mission" & it's a grocery store
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ive GOT to stop watching true crime videos on yt theyre awful but sometimes theyre so funny
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