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I moved into summerstock housing tonight and a friendly orange cat immediately greeted my kitties to the neighborhood (he actually climbed into my damn car).
But then when I stepped into my apartment building I found this:
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sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*
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robber: “who wanna die first?”
me:
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my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver
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me: fIGHT ME (ง︡’-‘︠)ง
me: *is afraid to ask people for help at stores* *stutters when ordering take out* *runs as fast as i can out of a room after i shut the lights off in case the shadow monsters try to get me* *will refuse to go back into a room after seeing a spider until i know for a fact it is gone*
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when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love
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