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eatingdirtforfun · 23 hours
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I have beef with keyancarlileyoutube and the constant shit he just straight up gets wrong in his videos
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eatingdirtforfun · 5 days
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you don’t know me but your jalex spn au is so real. Spending the next 15 years together on the road is the best outcome for a wizards sequel 💔 the separation anxiety evolving well into their 40s, the failed relationships with decent men and women, sleeping in the same bed, the fake relationships sounding more and more real, the obsession with each other worsening. It’s so good.
EEEEEEEE YES YES YOU SEE THE POTENTIAL!!
The ideal setting for them tbh. stuck on the road together stuck with a mystery to solve stuck with a problem to fix. Crossing boundaries that blurred a long time ago but also lying to eachother and keeping secrets and later blowing up in a big heated fight but also the codependency, overprotectiveness, and separation anxiety keeps them always coming back to eachother (bc its always been them who else do they go to) (and lbr they never stay apart for very long)) rinse and repeat until they're middle age with warrants out for their arrests for wizard crimes
Thank you for understanding <3
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eatingdirtforfun · 9 days
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this was posted as a joke but I love that they chose the picture of just the siblings
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Yeah, I think we all know who's going to be having sex. They look pretty happy about it.
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eatingdirtforfun · 11 days
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Jalex is inherently queer not bc theyre both gay or bi but bc Justin wears a cardigan and Alex has bangs
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eatingdirtforfun · 12 days
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There's just something so tastey delicious yummy to me about Justin trying his damndest to live a normal life after "giving up" his powers but is then dragged back into it years later when Alex comes a-knocking with a crisis only he can help her with. He can't escape it. Not magic not family not trouble and especially not Alex
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eatingdirtforfun · 12 days
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eatingdirtforfun · 13 days
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Genuinely considering tagging them as russcest from now on bc I don't care about the other jalexs BUT it sounds worse
Tearing my hair out banging my fists on the floor till they're bloody exploding exploding exploding exploding exploding
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eatingdirtforfun · 13 days
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Tearing my hair out banging my fists on the floor till they're bloody exploding exploding exploding exploding exploding
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eatingdirtforfun · 13 days
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Man fuck them kids!!!! Justin should be emotionally entangled with his sister and becoming emotionally distant with his cute but irritating wife
Post canon I think Justin would get sick of wizard bureaucracy and try to live a normal life and Alex would be living somewhat aimlessly (after breaking up with Mason obvs) and they end up hanging out alot still and going on magic adventures together bc theyre best friends still and they're always orbiting eachother and coming back to the other because they don't like being apart for too long because ...... u know...
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eatingdirtforfun · 13 days
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FUUUCKK FUCKING FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK!!!!!!! the characters. CLUTCHES AT MY HEAD IN PAIN AND DIES. FUUUUCKKKKK
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eatingdirtforfun · 13 days
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FUUUCKK FUCKING FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK!!!!!!! the characters. CLUTCHES AT MY HEAD IN PAIN AND DIES. FUUUUCKKKKK
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eatingdirtforfun · 14 days
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Okay actually max gets really into cooking once he wins his powers bcuz he's introduced to wizard cuisine and loves it
I like to think that in my MaxWins fic, he still inherits the sandwich shop. Jerry offered it to Justin and Alex but they did not fucking want it obvs but Max does and he reopens the lair as a restaurant again and is a relatively successful restaurateur
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eatingdirtforfun · 14 days
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I like to think that in my MaxWins fic, he still inherits the sandwich shop. Jerry offered it to Justin and Alex but they did not fucking want it obvs but Max does and he reopens the lair as a restaurant again and is a relatively successful restaurateur
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eatingdirtforfun · 14 days
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Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
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eatingdirtforfun · 14 days
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Justin leaving his wife and family to go on an adventure with Alex (only for a bit only for a while) UH OH falls back into his codependent situationship with his sister... WHOOPSIE
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OH MY GOD 🥺
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eatingdirtforfun · 19 days
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I didn't put it together till now that since Max is the one who inherited the restaurant he also inherited the lair and portal lmao
I hope that means Jake t Austin will be in it!! Im dying to see what adult human max who got to keep the restaurant AND lair/portal is like lol
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eatingdirtforfun · 20 days
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Her outfit is SOOOO cute !!!!!
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OH MY GOD 🥺
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