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take hold of my gentle axe and split him open
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happy is it wednesday already wednesday
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brother i’m going to be honest with you. i don’t give a fuck if he’s “redeemable” or not. what is this, the checkout counter? he’s not a fucking COUPON!!!!!
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ODYSSEUS SCREAMING “WHO?” BUT IT'S HIM. THE HAUNTED MAN WITH A TRAIL OF BODIES STANDING BESIDES HIS WIFE IS HIM.
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You know, the genius part of the TMAGP April Fool’s joke is that there’s several steps to it.
1. Protocol episode?? I thought they were on hiatus!
2. A fluff episode? And it’s an hour long? That seems strange…
3. Oooh, nice intro!
4. ….nice, long, intro?
5. Skip ahead. And ahead. And ahead.
6. Realize the date. Moment of shame for being thoroughly got.
7. Skip through the rest just to double check. It’s all Bonzo.
8. Then: remember this is Jonathan Sims you’re dealing with. And it is just feasible enough for him to hide something somewhere within this mind numbing hour of clown music.
9. You have a decision to make. Either potentially miss out on discovering a secret……. or spend the next hour in auditory hell.
10. Spend the next hour in auditory hell. Second round of gotcha, but at least now you’re sure there’s nothing you missed.
11. ….unless-
To conclude, Jonathan Sims is an evil, evil man and I applaud his manipulation of our own mistrust
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alexander jagnusprotocol newall wrote an episode about mr bonzo the meat clown, made it about him giving a man his FINAL most GRUESOME lap dance, and then totled the episode "getting off". they've finally perfected the most unfuckable monster, and they're daring us to do something about it
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many inventions…. must continue research
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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them
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i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either
Two identical buff postal workers
All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one
A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear
Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog
Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch
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this couldn’t be said any better
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I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.
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Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.
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A complaint, apparently in a paper.
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The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.
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And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.
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I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.
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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀
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