Whats with your fascination with decay and rot?
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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing
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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out
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i'm perfectly fine, thank you
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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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i miss when actors all had normal human teeth
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keeping an open mind bc to be fair the entirety of this sentence is 'on this one level the movie's better' but the violent reaction of disgust i just had to the sentence 'hannibal 2001 is better than the book' ... thin ice my friend. thin ice.
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Betsey Johnson at New York Fashion Week Fall 2014
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my dad's getting married (in september so i have some time) & my grandparents are pressuring us to start looking for stuff to wear and im so stressed like. what the fuck am i supposed to wear to a wedding (non fag edition)
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stuff like this makes me want to live in a world where i'm a straight guy and my hyperfem girlfriend gets these done on my dime (im not immune to propaganda etc etc)
nails that have little danglies through them. honestly its a good thing shit on my hands freaks me out bc id never get anything done ever
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nails that have little danglies through them. honestly its a good thing shit on my hands freaks me out bc id never get anything done ever
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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