Dandy ex machina: when Lord Akeldama's drones swoop in and save the main characters from perilous situations

shoutout to @sour-charity for commissioning just. the most hogwild of limericks for their boyfriend

You were given teeth. Use them now and use them wisely.

i liked this ask so much i made it into a sign

Ah, true love

Quote: @blood--hunter

"I'm going to stab you live on call."

There is a pen show close-ish in about a month.

I am absolutely not going to go, and I am absolutely not going to buy a dozen bottles of ink.

packing update

I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything

(also who let me buy a hundred different bottles of ink)

calligraphy is super simple. so basically your brain and your hands work together part time to make pizza. they are coworkers, they work great together, and they have the whole pizza making thing down to muscle memory. but here is where the problem comes in. you have to bake a nice loaf of bread. so you use the oven but you have to stop making pizza. your body only knows making pizza and when you start making things, unless you stay focused, you auto pilot and make pizza. you have to break it down into steps and only bake a loaf of bread. and baking bread is really easy. all you have to do is not make pizza.

Sick strew with extra botulism

Ink: Diamine Fireside snug

Discord convo part 2:

Are you saying his dick has botulism?

so i fucked up this the first time

Capitalism is based on the ridiculous notion that you can enjoy limitless growth in a closed, finite system. In biology such behavior is called “cancer”.

Ink: Diamine Fireside Snug

The true solution to almost all “trolley car” problems is to find who keeps tying people to the tracks.

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While we’re handing out reading suggestions, may I suggest you try reading the fucking room? -Elle Armageddon

Ink: Diamine Snug

Home cooks are important, scientists are disposable. @derinthescarletpescatarian

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The autoclave is designed to kill schmucks I think

Images to send in the group chat

Getting forklift certified makes you the next stage of human evolution! @foone

Ink: Diamine Tinsel

a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.

I… may need a feed of newly digitized manuscripts from the Vatican.

Sometimes I wonder what my cat named me @pterygoidwalk

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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me