I'm just asking you to do your job.

Journal entry next to skeleton: wow I just spent 1000 caps on this awesome hanging lesbian lamp I can't wait to attach it to my rusted out roof

just remembered in fallout 3 when u get a house u can pick from a number of themes for your home and theres a theme called "love machine" where it adds a heart shaped bed and an insane hanging lamp thats shaped like 2 life sized figures fucking

Holy shit I forgot my head phones at the gym and that guy wasn't kidding this is what they were fucking playing

Dnd elf character but instead of meditating at night he goons

She fanger me until I squart

Lost all my main mutuals and dedicated followers so I'm repurposing this blog to be for horny posting and goon materials, stay tuned for my famous wit but now with an erotic spin!

All I need is a reclining couch, a large coca cola icee, a big booty babe, an episode of Malcom in the middle, and some aggressive face sitting with CBT

Why do you need to get fat to do that?

On Shopping While Fat 2: Son of Fat

Getting exposure therapy for my generalized anxiety disorder by letting my girlfriend drive

We are only horny for our wives or girlfriends now

are men even horny anymore or was that like a fad for them

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

finally managed to find what is likely my favourite internet comic ever

Everyone on the bus is ready to stab me because they know I don't belong there, you belong on the bus so they don't look twice at you

People who have never taken public transit before seem to be under the impression that everyone on a bus is ready to stab you meanwhile I have never had that problem and I get to read while I’m stuck in traffic and they don’t.

Also I don’t get stuck in traffic much anyways because the drivers keep going on the freeway even though it gets clogged up with traffic and it’s literally faster to drive on the surface streets where the busses go but whatever I don’t need to pay for a gym membership because I walk to the bus and meanwhile what are you spending your money on? Oil changes so you can keep getting stuck in traffic?

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.