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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

Barbara Kruger, The Globe Shrinks, 2010

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

funniest possible response to getting my gender marker changed

I can never just have a normal day there always has to be some sort of psychosexual horror show

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week