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For the Interview Prompt:

R&R Clexa -

What surprises you the most about the other person?

From the interview prompt, here's Rock & Role Clarke and Lexa:

“I hope this doesn’t come out wrong, but one of the things that surprised me the most about her when we first started dating and continues to do so daily is that she’s secretly very, very cute,” Lexa couldn’t help but grin as she spoke. She turned away from the interviewer quickly to glance at Clarke who gaped back at her with an incredulous open-mouthed scowl.

“What the hell does that even mean?” Clarke’s brows knit together. She folded her arms over her chest and sat up straighter in anticipation.

“Everyone knows you’re beautiful and you’re talented and you’re so many wonderful things, but I don’t think anyone would really describe you as the kind of cute I’m talking about because you only show it to me,” Lexa explained through the grin that wouldn’t quit.

“Maybe not,” Clarke’s body stayed stiff but her features softened into something quizzical and less unimpressed.

“So like,” Lexa hesitated and glanced once more between Clarke’s stern eyes and the curious interviewer. “She thanks her guitars really genuinely and sweetly after a big performance or a good song writing session as she puts them away.”

“That’s a secret!” Clarke gasped.

“And she watches old Disney movies when she’s sad or sick or hungover. The Little Mermaid is her favorite. She sings along to all the songs with this childlike joy that I’ve never seen in her any other time,” Lexa kept on.

“You can’t tell people that!” Clarke snapped.

“And she’s such a talented vocalist. You’ve gotta hear her do ‘Kiss The Girl’ sometime. I literally bought steel drums after overhearing her do it because I really want us to do our own rendition but she keeps saying no,” Lexa couldn’t stop.

“THAT’S why you bought those? You said they were for work!” Clarke gave Lexa a playful nudge.

“Things can be two things,” Lexa joked in a mock serious tone.

Clarke huffed a sigh in return and rolled her eyes.

“She sings little songs about what she’s doing, especially in the morning, and she has one she sings to my coffee maker that has evolved over time into a whole song with new verses. It’s equal parts extremely adorable and kind of technical and actually pretty good,” Lexa beamed.

“That machine is moody as hell and needs encouragement to do its best work,” Clarke muttered, leaning into the joke. Her scowl dissolved more and more as Lexa gushed. “I’ve been telling you to get a new one for months.”

“My parents’ dog is obsessed with her and he insists on sleeping with her anytime we visit. She talks to him in this voice that just kills me. She sings little songs to him, too and he looks at her the way a Looney Tunes character looks at a giant ham,” Lexa couldn’t finish her sentence without laughing.

“His name is Roger and he’s a fucking dream,” Clarke tried to keep up her sassy tone but started to crack.

“It sounds like Clarke sings adorable little songs to everyone and everything she loves,” the interviewer laughed with them. “Does she sing any little songs to you?” She pointed at Lexa who immediately blushed around the biggest, shyest grin yet.

“So many,” Lexa turned her grin to Clarke who caught it and mirrored it.

“Please don’t make me sing any of them,” Clarke bit her thumb and got caught somewhere between a wince and a giddy smile.

“Love, I would never. Those are VIP private performances just for me,” Lexa tried to stay serious as a joke, but couldn’t hold back a few giggles. “Especially the one about my-”

“Don’t,” Clarke warned through a failing attempt to hold back laughs. She held up a stern pointer finger. “Do not.”

“I won’t,” Lexa assured Clarke while wrapping an arm around her and bringing her in for a little squeeze. She glanced back up at the interviewer. “But yeah. She’s cute as hell.”

“Apparently,” the interviewer chuckled. “Clarke? What surprises you the most about Lexa?”

“How fucking smart she is,” Clarke answered immediately with wide eyes.

“What?” Lexa laughed.

“She’s read like, ten million books. She reads all the time. Every night, every morning, on the train on the way to work, when she travels. She knows everything,” Clarke said flatly.

“I do not!” Lexa laughed and looked away, slightly embarrassed. "I'm just curious. Every book tells you something new, no matter what it's about."

“We’ll be watching TV and there’ll be a one off line about something, and she pauses it and gives me one of those ‘did you know that blah blah historical fact or obscure scientific reference or random fact about geography or something’ and she’s right every time,” Clarke said flatly. “Anytime I challenge her and say she’s bullshitting me, she tells me to google it and I am yet to find her wrong in one of those scenarios.”

“I just like learning new things and I have a really good memory,” Lexa tried to downplay Clarke’s words with a wave of her hand and a modest smile.

“A CRAZY good memory! She has an endless amount of piano symphonies in that. brain and she can pull them out with no sheet music whenever she wants,” Clarke pointed at Lexa with her thumb and sat forward to look the interviewer in the eye. “What her brain can do with scores is fucking bonkers. She’s brilliant, and every day she gets even smarter. It surprises me all the time that she just gets smarter and smarter all the time.”

“Damn, Clarke,” Lexa turned towards her. “I didn’t know you felt that way.”

“You're the smartest person I know,” Clarke bit the insides of her cheeks to subdue the loving grin that burst through when they met eyes.

“Yeah, but brilliant is kind of heavy and a bit much don’t you think?” Lexa winced.

“No? It’s true,” Clarke said bluntly. Lexa laughed.

“See?” Lexa looked at the interviewer with a raised brow and pointed at Clarke. “Totally adorable.”

#they’re so cute I could gag 💗#r&r extras #clexa au

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dysco-lymonade · 3 days

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Here's a fluffy and cute story about how yoga!Lexa and surfer!Clarke met Fish the puppy. The lovely and amazingly talented @lexa-griffins drew this sketch of Lexa holding Fish for me. She's the absolute best beta I could have asked for

That's not a fish

Lexa dug her toes into the cold sand that morning as the early sunrise gently warmed her skin. She and Clarke were just a couple of days into their two week road trip for the summer.

After their passionate night under the stars, she decided to let Clarke sleep some more that morning. A shiver ran down her spine as she recalled last night's events.

The beach parking lot was empty which allowed them to open their van's backdoor and watch the sunset as they made love with each other. They were finally free to moan and scream out their pleasures that were only drowned out by the crashing waves.

Clarke took her from behind as they watched the sunset over the calm horizon. The dying rays of light warmed her skin while Clarke's vigorous thrusts warmed her core. As the waves pounded the beach, Clarke pounded into her. She felt every push and pull of Clarke's strokes like the ocean's tide. The waves crashing into the beach left the sand wet just like how Clarke's thrusts left her wet.

She finally saw a brilliant explosion of color in her eyes as she climaxed. She couldn't tell if it was the plethora of colors from the sunset or her powerful orgasm blinding her. She didn't care as Clarke filled her.

Lexa snapped herself free from her memory when she felt her yoga shorts getting wet. It was too early to be getting those thoughts and she didn't pack nearly enough underwear.

She needed to cool down and focus her thoughts. She pulled out her yoga mat, laid it down on the cool sand, and started her early morning yoga routine. She went through her usual motions and gracefully held and transitioned between her favorite poses.

She got into a downward dog, closed her eyes, and meditated to clear her mind. As she meditated, she suddenly felt something wet licking her face. Opening her eyes, she was greeted by the sight of an adorable golden retriever puppy watching her curiously. She couldn't help but smile and gush at her new fluffy companion.

"Bark." The puppy playfully barked when Lexa smiled at him.

"What's your name cutie? I'm Lexa." She cheerfully asked as she continued holding her form.

"Bark bark." The puppy continued barking at his new friend.

"It's so nice to meet you 'Bark bark.' You're just the cutest thing aren't you?" Lexa lovingly blurted out.

The puppy bashfully tilted his head, looked down, and dug his tiny paw into the sand after hearing Lexa's compliment. The puppy then began prancing around hoping Lexa would stop whatever she's doing and play with him. Lexa couldn't help but grin at this fluffy bundle of joy.

The puppy then arched his back and leaned forward as he tried to copy Lexa's pose. She giggled when his floppy ears covered his eyes causing him to roll over onto his back and let out soft whimpers. Lexa quickly got out of downward dog, sat down and reached for him.

"I guess I'm done with yoga for today. It's okay puppy. You're alright. I'm here." Lexa soothed her new companion as she rubbed his belly. He gave her an appreciative bark.

"Yoga isn't for everyone. You should meet Clarke. She's really bad at yoga too." Lexa chuckled when the puppy tilted his head at her as if he could understand her.

Seeing a new place to sit, the puppy waddled over and climbed over her legs. He spun around in a couple of circles before clumsily plopping himself down onto her lap. He nuzzled into her stomach hoping to warm himself up. Lexa just beamed and gushed when the puppy finally settled himself into her lap.

"What are you doing all out here by yourself buddy? Do you belong to anyone?" Lexa asked as she rubbed the puppy's head and scratched his ears.

"Ow ow." The puppy whined which sounded like a 'No' to Lexa's ears. She then checked his collar for any tags but couldn't find any. She knew the beach was empty last night and this morning so she figured he was a stray.

"Well, you're sticking with me now. How do you like that?"

"Awoo" The puppy adorably howled and wagged his tail after hearing the good news. He then climbed onto Lexa's chest and began smothering her face with wet kisses using his tongue. Lexa giggled and laughed as her new friend gave her an early morning bath.

"I guess that's a yes puppy. I just gotta give you a name first. I can't keep calling you puppy."

The puppy then stopped lapping Lexa's face with his tongue and patiently stared at her.

"Mhm, what about Fish? We found you at the beach and my girlfriend is a marine biologist and crazy about them. What do you say Fish?"

"Awooooooo!" The puppy gleefully howled and smothered Lexa with even more kisses.

"Okay Fish. Stop. Let's go and show you off to Clarke." Lexa pleaded as she pulled Fish off her and set him down so she could roll up her yoga mat.

Fish bounced excitedly as he waited for her. Once she was done, she beckoned Fish to follow him up the trail to their van. Fish happily barked as he weaved between her legs during their walk.

As Lexa got closer to their van, she noticed that Clarke was already up. Her feet were hanging over the edge as she probably sipped her morning cocoa. Wanting to surprise her girlfriend, Lexa bent down so she could talk to Fish.

"Okay Fish. Are we ready to meet Clarke? She's so gonna love you. I mean how can she not with your big floppy ears, adorable brown eyes, and warm fluffy fur that's the same color as her hair." Lexa gently patted his head and rubbed behind his ears.

"Bark!"

"Shh! Don't want to ruin the secret just yet." Lexa grinned as she zipped her lips with her finger.

Fish stuck out his tongue which seemed like an 'Ok' to Lexa. She then gestured for him to wait there so he was out of sight. He bobbed his head up and down. Lexa smiled and silently told herself that Fish was already so smart.

Lexa then walked to the back of the van where she saw Clarke drowsily drinking her morning cocoa with her eyes still closed and their blanket wrapped tightly around her.

Sensing Lexa was near, Clarke immediately opened the blanket and her legs.

"Come on babe. It's cold. I need my girlfriend to warm me up." Clarke groggily uttered when she felt the cool ocean breeze penetrate her warm blanket fortress.

Lexa quickly stepped inside and between Clarke's legs. Clarke immediately pulled her in close and wrapped the blanket tight around them. They both leaned into each other and softly kissed. Clarke's hummed at the subtle taste of salt on Lexa's cold lips. Lexa moaned as she tasted the sweet chocolate on Clarke's warm lips.

"Morning love." They both greeted each other once they broke their kiss but still nuzzled their noses together.

"I missed you this morning. In fact, we missed you this morning." Clarke softly whispered to Lexa's ear.

"We?" Lexa furrowed her eyebrows.

Clarke pulled Lexa in closer with her legs and smirked into her neck when Lexa felt her hard against her shorts.

"I was hoping we could pick up where we left off last night. Since we fucked in front of the sunset, I wanted to go full circle and fuck you in front of the sunrise." Clarke murmured into Lexa's neck.

"Clarke you dog!" Lexa playfully slapped her girlfriend's chest. She suddenly heard Fish's tiny whimper next to her. He had inadvertently walked up to her after hearing the word dog.

"I'm sorry babe but you looked so peaceful this morning that I didn't want to wake you. It looked like you could use the extra rest." Lexa apologized.

"Besides, we still have plenty of more beaches to visit on our road trip. You have more chances to fuck me in front of a sunrise or sunset." Lexa reassured.

"All is forgiven babe. Now that you're here, what do you say about a morning quickie? I could use one to start the day and get my blood flowing. I felt your shorts and they're already wet." Clarke cheekily grinned as she rubbed Lexa's sides and began dipping her fingers into her yoga shorts.

"Claaarke. Wait, I have to show you something first and promise you won't freak out." Lexa uttered before she gave into Clarke's proposal for a quickie.

"Umm, ok. What is it Lexa?" Clarke inquired as she stopped squeezing her girlfriend's ass and let her go.

"Wait here. You're gonna love this surprise." Lexa then walked to the side of their van and picked up Fish who started licking her hands, eager for attention.

"Ready boy?"

"Bark!"

Lexa walked back to Clarke, cradling Fish in her arms.

"Meet Fish!" Lexa excitedly squealed as she shoved her puppy into Clarke's face.

"That is a dog." Clarke countered with a confused expression.

"Yeah, Fish." Lexa grinned as she began to rock Fish in her arms so his floppy ears began waving around.

"Bark bark bark" Fish happily barked at Clarke.

"You named the puppy Fish?" Clarke asked as she sat perplexed in the van as Lexa danced happily with Fish in front of her.

"Yeah, he's ours. I found him all alone this morning while I was doing yoga. He has no tag and there was no one else on the beach either last night or this morning so he must be a stray. We're adopting him because we can't just leave him all by himself here. He needs a family. Also, I named him Fish well because I found him at the beach and you like fish because you're a marine biologist so I put two and two together and ta-da, I came up with Fish. Look Clarke, he's so fluffy!!!!" Lexa breathlessly spoke before she shoved Fish directly in front of Clarke's face who was still processing in all the new information.

"Ours?" Clarke gulped nervously as four eyes stared longingly at her. Fish's tiny brown eyes watered as he let out an adorable yawn. Lexa's soft green irises begged as she pouted her lips.

"Ok, fine. We can keep Fish." Clarke finally gave in after she was overcome with emotions at how soft and cute Lexa looked holding her fluffy Fish in her arms.

"Awooooo!" Fish happily howled as he wiggled in Lexa's arms.

"Yay!!! Thank you babe! I love you. We love you don't we Fish? Fish say thank you to Clarke." Lexa gleefully squealed.

Suddenly, Clarke felt Fish's wet tongue slobbering all over her face as Lexa laughed hysterically in the background.

"Okay, I think Fish has said enough thank you's to me already babe." Clarke panted out as she tried to avoid Fish's tongue.

"Um Clarke?" Lexa shyly asked after she pulled Fish away from Clarke's now drool covered face.

"Yes love?" Clarke calmly responded as she wiped off Fish's drool from her face using their blanket.

"How do you take care of a dog? I've never had a pet before." Lexa quietly confessed.

Clarke groaned and sighed. This was going to be a long road trip.

#Rory this is so cute!!!#yoga!lexa #surfer!clarke #fish the dog #yoga!lexa au #clexa #clexa au #clexa fic rec

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