Again I must reiterate that this is a real, officially licensed magazine

(Doctor Who Magazine No 268, August 1998)

I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

Suzanne Rivecca, Ugly Bitter and True

i think the aesthetic echo chamber created by tumblr is more dangerous than the political one bcs im self aware enough to kno my politics r radical but then me and the girlies are on here reblogging body horror and very weird erotic poetry and i get offline and interact w a real person and jokingly say something like fungus is tangibly divine in the way it facilitates the eternal dance of creation and destruction which is really creation as or by destruction and theyre like what the hell are you talking about freak. the aesthetic barrier between me and a girl in a vineyard vines tee is literally insurmountable. i find the trout to be a very nietzschean fish

The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment

[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident

Kellogg's has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here's a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we've been demanding:

-The "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" slogan is to be revised to "I'm mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs." -Lucky Charms' leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy. -Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience. -Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle. -In addition, we can't call the pebbles "Fruity" anymore. -Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch -Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.

Louis de Pointe du Lac and Armand New look at Interview with the Vampire Season 2

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories

this too shall pass