Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post
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topher
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Girl what the fuck..
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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit
“oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”
“i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot”
“here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”
“goddammit we love domes around here”
“yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”
“are there any non terrible questions”
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Conspiracy wall covered in red yarn but I’m trying to figure out if sexism exists in Skyrim or not
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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green
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transmasc and transfem post bottom surgery cakes
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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it
He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system
meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes
they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode
it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.
the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down
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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
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it's illegal to not say "oh big stretch" when your dog does a Big Stretch
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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
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[stumbling out of the dungeon, covered in cobwebs and blood] you should see the other guy
giant spidergirl covered in lipstick kiss marks:
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