the problem with driving is its realtime when it should be turn-based

this is a secret but im shy so if you send me a message and i dont respond its literally cus im shy and i got scared. dont tell anyone lol

media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

there's an entire culture of fake pokemon cards that would be fascinating to analyze in a historical perspective

I have a worm in my brain and don't know how to get it out: do you have a video clip (I think it's a snippet from a commercial) of Peter Falk sitting in a chair, and he turns to the camera and in a husky, conspiratorial voice says "It's Coming"?

I know I saw it on Tumblr at some point but I have no clue how to dig it up

aye aye

back in the days of PARADISE the cumshot videos were much better. we were shooting ropes your tiny sundered mind could never even dream of.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

Don’t care. Die.

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

RayCrisis (1999) - Dis-Human fight intro

it's so satisfying to read a sherlock holmes story and figure out where it's going early on. a lot of the cases holmes are impossibly weird and convoluted but you can *get* the logic and it feels so good when you do