t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

desirability is such a distraction and as long as we are consistently invested in our own identity solely through the lens of desirability we will literally never progress ….the self objectification has to end at some point. like the denial of how much i truly have to offer outside of my own perceived desirability (which fluctuates anyway) is so disrespectful to myself tbh..i am so much more than this. we all are. i feel like the world is dead set on not ever cracking through the surface of things

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

wow i would not say this in front of anyone i know publically or even in a private chat let me post it on tumblr where the same friends and also thousands of strangers will see it

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

thinking abt how im definitely someones cringe mutual ❤️ please dont go

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

I’ve got a war in my mind so i just Blog

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg