Oh my god!!???

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

alecto the first

when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

An unfinished painting of Minthara from memory

milk and orange juice. the two healthy family breakfast drinks. to combine them would be the most natural thing in the world. but they are at war

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

It's because you're always locking that damn tomb

Voice of the Outer World

reblog if fanfic writing has been a source of happiness for you and has helped with your mental health

matthias nonius in harrow the ninth is sooo funny, im sorry. dude's chilling in the river, suddenly is summoned to a bubble in said river by a 1000years in the future compatriot who has a obsessive hyperfixation and has written a 20-book long epic about him. in that bubble he has to fight a woman with a bitchy personality type who has more guns than she should and is for some reason dressed in a orange hazmat suit. he's doing this to protect the guy (dead) who wrote the 20-book long epic fanfic about him, a stick of a goth teenager (not dead) that is apparently being haunted by the woman in the orange hazmat suit (dead) and also created the river bubble, plus an assortement of ~5 other people (also dead). whole time he is forced to talk in meter????

Abomination

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

poirot, his eyes enormous: you CALLED poirot FRENCH? you called him french like he is not BELGIAN? oh! oh! british food and asymmetry for you! british food and asymmetry for you for Mille Années

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life