i haven't used tumblr in like three years wtf is a blaze

barbie dreamhouse baba yaga hut!!!!!

My toxic trait is thinking I’m immune to psychic damage from reading anything online so I will always read every comment on anything no hesitation

honestly it’s actually the small, mundane, boring things that someone does for you out of love which mean so much rather than grand gestures and proclamations

‘travel is about finding yourself’ ‘travel is about broadening your horizons and unlearning biases’

no. travel is about humiliating yourself in the grocery store

When people asks questions like “Do trans men hold privilege over cis women” all i can think of is that post where op says “this is how you all think privilege works” and its a pokemon damage type effectiveness chart

doing my damnedest to free myself of the “just gotta get through this week” “only x more days til the weekend” mindset & learn to appreciate each day for whatever it is lest i be driven to madness

Metrosexual is objectively the funniest thing to come out of homophobia

2024. your alex (alexa has been made gender neutral) wakes you up with an alarm at 5:30.... you thought you didn't need to wake up until 7, but your work's schedule app shows that the scheduling ai changed the schedule overnight, following the termination of your coworker brandyn, and your alarm was automatically adjusted. you feel like shit. "alex," you say, "i need to call in. i feel horrible..." you hold still as alex's camera scans you and they analyze your appearance for signs of illness. "you appear to be feeling fine," they say, "are you sure you want me to go ahead with that request?" you grimace.... you're exhausted. you steel yourself for whatever consequences are to come.... "yes," you say. "alright," says alex, "i'm submitting your request now." your phone buzzes on your wrist - the request has been received. a second notification. you've been terminated for falsifying a sick day request. a third - this one is from the property management company that owns your apartment - after receiving notice of your termination, the leasing ai has elected to evict you. within 24 hours, your smart home security will no longer recognize you as a resident. alex starts to count down

this is a hellsite to You….. i’m having a lovely time reblogging my pictures

I suffered this now you have to

©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

XKit Rewritten

The enhancement suite for Tumblr's new web interface.

Features

Block all instances of any specific post

Get an unread count on your tracked tags

Easily see when a post was originally made

Adjust the volume on audio & video posts

And more! Check out the full features list on the wiki

Screenshots

Installation

Get this extension for Firefox

View on the Chrome Web Store

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head