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shadow the hedgehog jacket
i started it in october 2023 and finished it in may 2024
faux leather costume jacket, fur fabric, paint and thread, metal spikes and skulls
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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this gothic young woman be?
> Enter Name.
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🐈 clan-confessions Follow
i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time
🌠 fishluvr76 Follow
ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/
🌸 sweet-tooth Follow
That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...
🌒 singlequeen7 Follow
Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.
🍄 medicinepawz Follow
I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.
🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated
leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol
🍄 medicinepawz Follow
HELLO?????
🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow
> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)
> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???
> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.
🐈⬛ moondrops Follow
"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw
🌸 sweet-tooth Follow
LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA
🫐 berrycloud Follow
GET HIS ASS
🌌 dorkstar Follow
nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀
🌸 sweet-tooth follow
NO ARE YOU FR
🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow
@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭
🌌 dorkstar Follow
border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much
🫐 berrycloud Follow
when i said get his ass i did not mean like this
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DAVE: i hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them
VRISKA: Can I interest you in not one or two... 8ut THREE things that are no longer as popular as they used to 8e for you to enjoy?
DAVE: yes tell me the things
VRISKA: 1.) Supernatural
VRISKA: 2.) Doctor Who
VRISKA: 3.) Sherlock (88C)
DAVE: i despise you and you wont survive when i am in charge in fourteen and a half years
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EB: making a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow. can someone respond with a filling to finish the sandwich? i'll go first. ok.
EB: bread.
GG: bread!
EB: that's not allowed. we start with bread once more. it's ok, take your time.
EB: bread.
TG: garlic powder
TT: Sliced garlic.
EB: that's a lot of garlic. why don't we try something else?
GG: ...bread!!
EB: please think before posting.
TT: Water.
EB: hey.
TG: cheese
TG: cheese
TG: cheese
TG: cheese
EB: i appreciate that but can someone else who is not a mouse take over.
TT: Ham. So much ham.
EB: this is beginning to resemble a sandwich!
TG: MORE cheese
TT: Add a mousetrap to the sandwich.
EB: ok but i don't take kindly to being ordered around.
TT: Lint.
EB: what ever. christ. i'm finishing the sandwich.
EB: bread.
GG: can you reopen the sandwich :( ?
EB: ok fine go ahead.
GG: chernobyl elephants foot :)
EB: SANDWICH CLOSED EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A purple bell pepper is possible . . . Reblog if you agree
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Jake: It's cause you're always at that damn grocery store
Jake: "There's no food at home" claims local man who seemingly spends every hour of his free time buying food at the grocery store
Jake: Well well well… look who's come crawling back to the grocery store
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oh shit am i late to rqs-- IF NOT u should draw them playing viddy games together <3333
Sonic did not come out of this unscathed btw
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