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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
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Spicy rice crackers >>>
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all these visible lesbians and i still don’t have a visible gf 😭😭😩
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I had a cosplayer come up to my table like this and it’s been on my mind ever since
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I had a cosplayer come up to my table like this and it’s been on my mind ever since
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Ada Limón, from "To the Busted Among Us", Sharks in the Rivers
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put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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I love this SO much oh GOD
can't wait for s3!!
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regulus black would never answer his phone. he would sit and watch the phone ring and then text "what do you want" when it hangs up
big believer of "if it can be said in a text/voice note then why tf are you calling me"
his phone is also always on silent no matter what
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