do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

Thinking about the time I saw people getting pissy about "how dare ra salvatore claim he created the drow in forgotten realms! he's being so domineering!" and its like He did though. He literally did. Drizzt Do'urden of House Do'Urden from Menzoberranzan is the progenitor of every other drow in Forgotten Realms literally ever, because that was what they asked him to do as a result of suggesting a drow sidekick who became more popular than the actual protagonist for his novels. All drow lore in Forgotten Realms is quite literally in conversation, or opposition, to him because it's a giant group project and the novels ran alongside the gameline. You get a narrow view of drow worldbuilding from Drizzt's perspective because They Wanted You To Buy The Sourcebooks And The Peripherals. Ed Greenwood's Drow of the Underdark sourcebook explicitly references Drizzt and tells you to look at the Drizzt novels for more stuff because it's all in service to the Dungeons and Dragons brand ahhhhh

SHE'S FINALLY FINISHED!

Happy late Christmas & happy new year! Thank you all for your support this year! Be safe if your going out tonight.

Uncensured version is available on my patreon.

Hythlodaeus print I made for the dudeoir zine on twitter, matching set with my Emet page illustration

yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

This might be controversial but I believe that as a DM you should never kill your players. Whether it's "bad luck" or "a long series of bad decisions," it causes a lot of unnecessary hardship all around.

Instead, you should kill their characters.

divine vision

just realized i've never put this on tumblr. here is my oc theodor, busy with decorating monastery walls

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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

this is the same girl in a raincoat

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

CARNIVAL OF ROSES A set of triplets of annoying clowns in a royal city.

Has this been done yet

Has this been done yet

Dark Paladin. WIP.

Still working this one out. I like the idea, but I’m going to try drawing different compositions.

so i saw your "cats as dnd classes" post, and i was wondering... fictional cervine characters (deer, reindeer, moose, elk) as dnd classes?

In gonna be honest homie. As much as i would love to fulfill your request, I don't think I can name 1 deer character other than Rudolf or Sven Frozen off the top of my head. I would encourage you to perhaps try it out yourself, all you need is MS Paint 👍

Star-crossed

If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3