Most of your crap does not need to be connected to the internet
According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.
Dragons aren't just creaturs, we are inherently magical. Simply by existing we transform the the area we live in. Fire dragons considerably raise the heat around their lairs, frost dragons will create frozen tundra in their territory simply living there.
What I'm saying is that, yes, weed use has gone up significantly around the neighborhood around my castle, and it IS because of me but it's not my fault your honor.
Dragons aren't just creaturs, we are inherently magical. Simply by existing we transform the the area we live in. Fire dragons considerably raise the heat around their lairs, frost dragons will create frozen tundra in their territory simply living there.
What I'm saying is that, yes, weed use has gone up significantly around the neighborhood around my castle, and it IS because of me but it's not my fault your honor.