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duckwithachainsaw · 5 hours
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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i feel like i knew that but it still catches me off guard every single time
I keep forgetting you're English-
funniest thing i ever did was accidentally teach my brother how to spot queer coding in tv
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duckwithachainsaw · 5 days
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duckwithachainsaw · 6 days
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Help me prove my family wrong!
I don't know if this post will break containment, but will you like/reblog if you are or know a man who is asexual? All of the people in my life seem convinced that being Ace is a 'girl thing' and that Ace men don't exist!
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duckwithachainsaw · 10 days
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duckwithachainsaw · 11 days
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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
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duckwithachainsaw · 11 days
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duckwithachainsaw · 12 days
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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duckwithachainsaw · 12 days
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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duckwithachainsaw · 12 days
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duckwithachainsaw · 13 days
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Super cool!!
The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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duckwithachainsaw · 14 days
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duckwithachainsaw · 14 days
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Marj has zero chill. It's so fun-
She'll go from having a regular day to throwing so much shade on some poor bastard like it's nothing
I just love Marjan.
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duckwithachainsaw · 14 days
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FUCKING LOVE MARJANNNNN
SHES THE BEST
GIRL IS ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS AND I RESPECT THE HELL OUTTA HER
I just love Marjan.
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duckwithachainsaw · 16 days
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hello beloveds ☺️
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duckwithachainsaw · 16 days
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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duckwithachainsaw · 17 days
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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