Internet Safety

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger

Felt like doing something picture book like.

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

😳

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

youre laughing. your friend is having a break down and youre laughing.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

we gotta bring back vanilla extract

Started wondering if people on Tumblr are more or less likely to eat pickles so