Sewing machines are like printers, they work perfectly fine until they start smelling your fear

Moray Mech

My new game called "Jamiroquai's Trap"

Watching Voyager

Funny how a little beef between drake and kendrick and suddenly it’s all anyone is talking about and so everyone has just forgotten that young thug is currently in possession of an ancient staff of unknown power

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

ok we NEED to go to california sexy bowser tik tok

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

Thinking about what the creator of this had in mind eight years ago it's haunting me

BATTLESHIPS:

NOT BATTLESHIPS:

JUST BECAUSE A BOAT HAS GUNS ON IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS A BATTLESHIP. KNOW THE DIFFERENCES

when you think about it, it’s no wonder that Bashir fell so deeply in love with Garak.

when you’re an autistic person who has spent your entire life being rejected on the most absolutely fundamental—literally genetic—level for not picking up on the social cues that everybody refuses to directly explain but expects you to deduce from cultural context, finding someone who sees your fumbling as not only acceptable but endearing and invites you to engage in play around it in a space where you’re safe from true rejection….

well, what the hell else are you going to do but fall in love?

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.