the crave series is silly as hell but i will still defend it cus it’s my personal little unserious vampire adventure montage book okay, like leave me alone grace and jaxon are my children and the series is hilarious and warm and doesn’t take itself seriously either so
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butter and toast will always be top level
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kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah
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I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave
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it’s called being horny, edward
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remember when edward finally dressed like a teenager, in breaking dawn with that black hoodie? oh, humbling. no peacoats. no all black button up ensemble.
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edward: can you at least watch where you walk?
bella:
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almost all of new moon could’ve been avoided if when edward was mid breakup speech bella just like.......rolled her eyes and marched back inside lmao. he’d absolutely follow her there’s no way THE drama king would leave without saying the lines he’s been rehearsing in his bedroom for days. at that point she should’ve just gone about her day, interrupting him with random, mindless chatter every time he opens his mouth like
edward: bella please im trying to tell you som-
bella, not looking up from her book: you know what i’ve always wanted to try? skydiving.
edward:
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breaking dawn au in which everything is the same except charlie shows to the wedding dressed like this
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Charlie in New Moon: Plz don't go into forest
Bella: ok
Charlie: *leaves*
Bella:
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