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“colleen hoover is the new modern day jane austen” “emily henry is the new modern day jane austen” “tessa bailey is the new modern day jane austen”
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Lisa Edelstein protesting with the writers of House MD in the 2007 WGA strike
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I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”
The meme in question
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thinking about chilchuck's halloween costume and the fact that his favorite monsters are coin bugs. his daughters are dressed as coin bugs. and treasure bugs eat mimics. should i kms. that's so cute
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when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right
that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?
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I find it interesting that when alloaros try and say we're separate from aces and asexuality and that we don't want to be a part of the ace community, everybody riots. We're labeled as separatists and assholes and we're "trying to tear apart the community" or "kicking aroaces out of aro spaces" or whatever. (We're not, btw)
But when we enter aspec spaces as ourselves. When we join aspec discords, or real life support groups, or even just tag in the aspec tags. We are told, either explicitly or subtly, that we are not welcome. I have been told to my face that aspec groups "aren't for me" because I'm not ace. I've been told that I'm not allowed to talk about my sexuality literally at all because it makes people uncomfortable. I've been told to censor myself, cut pieces of my identity off, and make space for other people who refuse to make space for me.
Tell me why you people so desperately want to label us as ace, label us as a part of the ace community, while simultaneously never actually accepting us as one of you?
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cannot stress enough how bad y’all need $3 yellow dish gloves. if ur avoidant about dishes bc you don’t wanna touch wet food or get ur hands wet or dry them out with cleaner like. these will solve all ur problems. only downside is if you have long acrylic nails you’ll need a stronger pair for like $15 so your nails don’t tear em but the function remains the same. u don’t HAVE to touch the old wet food in the drain. we have technology
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One thing that isn’t being discussed about the White Pharaoh is where on Earth the image came from.
“Oh, it’s just from an online slots game”
BUT THATS THE THING!!! IM NOT SURE ABOUT THAT!!! CAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK CLOSER:
THE BACKGROUND AND COLORS ARE DIFFERENT. Noticeably so, too, the first one has more muted colors and a realistic background while the second is incredibly saturated with an obviously drawn background. This would make genuinely no sense to have two pieces of advertising for the game be so different if this was made for the slots game.
My proposed theory: white pharaoh is a piece of stock artwork / imagery, explaining the artistic differences between the two pictures.
But this can only be solved by either
A. Finding the origin of picture 1
B. Finding the source of the stock artwork
Those willing, please help my search.
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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office
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Mark Sheppard does not carry around a 13 year old photo of him kissing Jim Beaver for y’all to forget about his little gay character
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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying
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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
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they look like they run a ceramics studio like the navy
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