I know the genie is out of the bottle and you can't go back but dear GOD I hate the mainstreamification of fandom so much

I do NOT want authors or showrunners or actors to acknowledge us or talk about fanfic or fanart or fan theories! I do NOT want people asking questions of the canon creators and getting them answered (make up your own answers, like god intended!) I do NOT want companies making jokey advertisements aimed toward fandom!

I know that fandom was never entirely underground but like... I miss that fourth wall existing, you know?

went to my gf's house for dinner. had her drink the wine her parents offered me in case it was poisoned. needless to say they were impressed by my political savviness and her one-sided willingness to die for me

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

When Megan Thee Stallion said "Pussy like a wild fox looking for a Sasuke" 10 angels got their wings

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

so yeah, pretty much everyone here has a PhD. yeah even the teenagers. oh except for that guy. he was like a professional dragon slayer and had to retire suddenly for. well. obvious reasons. he's gotten real good at looming and disappearing without a trace-- oh he's gone

Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

Ooooh apparently it starts tonight so here's some important advice for people watching Eurovision this week!!

1.) Don't.

getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight

Rene Lalique

ohhh boy i love fanart!!

If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.