Biggest inspiration is ya mamma. Will eat 40 mcnuggets in one sitting. Trans, she/her.
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.
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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–
–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM
JUST FISTS.
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Top ten power outlets. Number 1 will shock you. Number 2 will shock you. Number 3 will shock you. Number 4-
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gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art
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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck
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seeing people say “frick” or “freak” instead of fuck makes me so mad. just say fuck you coward
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Hottest things to hear during sex:
- “Whose pussy is this?”
- “How did I get here?”
- “This is not my beautiful house”
- “My God, what have I done?”
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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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