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drk-of-light · 3 days
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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drk-of-light · 3 days
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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drk-of-light · 19 days
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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up
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drk-of-light · 19 days
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proposed changes to retail environment
minimum kill allowance of 1 customer/week
minimum allowance of 2 beers/8 hour shift
minimum wage $50/hour
big TV in every store and we take turns picking whats on
minimum of 2 half-hour breaks per 8 hr shift, not counting smoke breaks and penis breaks
100% employee discount
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drk-of-light · 19 days
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we've found a catastrophic failure on this dress
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drk-of-light · 19 days
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Frilly, Maud Madsen
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drk-of-light · 26 days
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drk-of-light · 28 days
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I can't help having cute tits, an adorable dick and funny takes... 😔
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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🌷💗🌻
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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opened up my tumblr app and this draft i completely forgot about was the first thing that popped on screen
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i don’t know
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman
And, guys...
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i think ryoko kui really loves woman.
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”
I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.
It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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Rose Pink Baby Bunny
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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Yes I do the jumping yes I do the popping
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drk-of-light · 1 month
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did yall know the i’m in me mums car vine guy is trans
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